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nada Posted Oct 8, 2003
Macdolnaldus Senex fundum habet, E-I-E-I-O. Et in hoc fundo, nonnullos porcos habet, E-I-E-I-O!!!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 9, 2003
I-E-A-I-A-I-O
Why? Cos we light up the sky!!
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Existential Elevator Posted Oct 9, 2003
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooh!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 9, 2003
Coffee evenings are radical!
Join the Coffee Evening Liberation Front!
Do something - have a whist drive, soiree, bingo, a 
and 
and some 
s as well as an exciting but dull committee meeting.
Kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 9, 2003
Ergo sum
I saw, I came, I went, I conquered and fell asleep.
Kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 9, 2003
Be militant - do some flower arranging and organise a mystery tour to the local supermarket.
Kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 9, 2003
I am going to knit myself a pc.
Kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 9, 2003
I dreamt that I went into Harrods to get my Christmas Hamper. When I payed it for it, the more money I took out of my wallet, the more money was replaced.
Kat
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Sideliner Posted Oct 9, 2003
Arglebrots are nice this time of year.
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Sideliner Posted Oct 9, 2003
So did you get the hamper in the end, or did all that money just confuse you?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 9, 2003
I dreamt that I was in Southend at a very large department store where they had all types of fancy dress gowns that were expensively made. I was told it was not a good idea to dress as an ancient Egyptian woman at a Fancy dress party. There were manquin dresses too. The only sales assistant took me to the Star Wars fancy dress stall. She said it is a pity that you did not come earlier as everything has been sold. She told me that someone came in and told her that the lightsaber at the top of the empty display was real. She laughed and told me it is only a toy. Underneath the lightsaber was some jedi robes. I picked up the lightsaber and it ignited. When I went payed for everything, every £100 I spent I was given £50 back. I payed £250 instead of £500. I wormhole appeared in the sky and I was sucked into and I entered the Star Wars Universe except it looked very like Grays.
Kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 9, 2003
Sideliner They told me that they will deliver the hamper to me.
But was even stranger that they were selling white wine but infact it was red and the red wine was white.
Kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 9, 2003
Grays and Tilbury has been taken over 
.
Kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 9, 2003
The Ferangi, Yuzhaan Vong, Hutts, Tusken Raiders and the Goau'ld have taken over Grays.
Kat
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T.G.F.K.A.N.T.D.W.A. Posted Oct 9, 2003
ah..wernt they off star trek?
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Wøñkø Posted Oct 9, 2003
'Elp! 'Elp! The Yiddish are coming!
...they've been at it for a while, we just never noticed til now...
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Cyzaki Posted Oct 10, 2003
Have you heard about all the male tennis players turning to witchcraft?
Well, you know that Goran?
Even-he's-a-witch...
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 10, 2003
The Ferangi are from Star Trek.
The Yuzhaan Vong, Hutts, Tusken Raiders are from Star Wars.
The Goau'ld are from Stargate.
Kat
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- 5201: Wøñkø (Oct 8, 2003)
- 5202: nada (Oct 8, 2003)
- 5203: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 9, 2003)
- 5204: Existential Elevator (Oct 9, 2003)
- 5205: Reality Manipulator (Oct 9, 2003)
- 5206: Reality Manipulator (Oct 9, 2003)
- 5207: Reality Manipulator (Oct 9, 2003)
- 5208: Reality Manipulator (Oct 9, 2003)
- 5209: Reality Manipulator (Oct 9, 2003)
- 5210: Sideliner (Oct 9, 2003)
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- 5212: Reality Manipulator (Oct 9, 2003)
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- 5215: T.G.F.K.A.N.T.D.W.A. (Oct 9, 2003)
- 5216: Reality Manipulator (Oct 9, 2003)
- 5217: T.G.F.K.A.N.T.D.W.A. (Oct 9, 2003)
- 5218: Wøñkø (Oct 9, 2003)
- 5219: Cyzaki (Oct 10, 2003)
- 5220: Reality Manipulator (Oct 10, 2003)
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