h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cuckoo, cuckoo!

Yoodelay he he a
Yoodelay cookoo!
Yooooooooodelay he he a
Yooooooodelay a yoooooo!

0.o

so mr sadman's barr bar's have got out again! must add that note to the other on, now, Now where did I leave the last one.

O, look there’s an ELE heading our way, and with a 1024 mil in 1 of getting here. that Br for you.
O, the grim reaper will be exited.
Must get the old sandwich board out, and put a new spread on it.

hurry up guys, less then 100 posts until the big half way mark!

Embarrassingly, in the 21st century, in the most scientifically advanced nation the world has ever known, creationists can still persuade politicians, judges and ordinary citizens that evolution is a flawed, poorly supported fantasy. They lobby for creationist ideas such as "intelligent design" to be taught as alternatives to evolution in science classrooms. As this article goes to press, the Ohio Board of Education is debating whether to mandate such a change. Some antievolutionists, such as a law professor at a and author of Darwin on Trial, admit that they intend for intelligent-design theory to serve as a "wedge" for reopening science classrooms to discussions of God.

Any one understand that

not really since it seemed to be about that crappy America place. bloody foreigners!

Similarly I thought it’s a conspiracy to keep the rest of us in the dark like mushrooms.

What's that now 98 post left?

90 left to 5,000, 5,090 left to our ultimate target of 10,000!!!!!!!!!!!

PADDY WANTS TO HELP


PADDY SAYS IT'S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY

It's loooooong waaaaaay tooooo gooooooooooo....

SHOOOOOOOOOOOW ME THE WAY TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sage Say,He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

CONFUCIUS SAY


WOMAN WHO COOKS MEAT AND PEAS
IN THE SAME POT IS UNHYGENIC





This is another Old One Found in the BBCi Democratically Edited Out Book of The Future




AN EMPTY PAGE IN
CYBERSPACE,
IS
A
COSMIC
MICRO

DOT


SO DON'T SHOUT,
SAID TOMMY MACLOWERCASE,
AND DON'T WASTE SPACE,
SAID TOMMY MACCLOT

TAKE A SUNSHINE BREAK

TRY THIS FREE
WANDERING ALBATROSS HOOKLINEANDSINKERSUBPLOTLINK


http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A955910

*turns into an albatross*

Gud luck with the 10,000 posts thing!
Every little helps, unless u help a lot, which helps a lot more

HEADCASES


HEADCASES
SEE THE MAN IN WHITE,
HEAD THROUGH THAT DOOR
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT,
DOWN THE LAUNDERY CHUTE
OUT OF SIGHT,
HEADCASES
SEE THE MAN IN WHITE


I KNOW A GOOD PSYCHIATRIST
WHO LIKES MY JOKES,
I CAN GET HIM TO COME AND CERTIFY YOU,
HE IS JUST ONE OF THE BLOKES

HE WON'T PUT YOU UNDER THE COSH,
HE WON'T PUT YOU UNDER THE LAMP,
HE WILL EXAMINE YOUR HEAD,
AND ON IT PUT,
HIS OFFICIAL RUBBER STAMP

HE WILL SLAM AND LOCK YOUR DOOR,
AND THROW AWAY YOUR SKELETON KEY,
HE LIKES MY JOKES YOU SEE,
SO HE WILL DO THAT FOR ME


PARANOIA,
SAID THE MAN IN WHITE,
TO THE MAN ON THE RUN,
HELPS TO INSURE
AGAINST GETTING CAUGHT,
AND MAKES A FUGITIVE,
OUT OF
EVERYONE

IT'S A BIT LIKE BEING
IN A CHARITY RACE
THAT HAS TURNED INTO
A SERIOUS CHASE

IT'S A BIT LIKE GUILT,
MIXED WITH FEAR,
IT'S A BIT LIKE WANTING
TO GET OUT OF HERE

BUT IN THE END,
IT IS THE FUGITIVE'S ONLY FRIEND

'COS IT HELPS TO KEEP HIM,

IN THE CLEAR