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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
People will think we're parrot-pinchers if we don't know his name...
Come on Spook, give the bird a name
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spook Posted Apr 29, 2003
, is it male or female?
spook
ps. Spook's Quiz has now begun at F76412?thread=263364&post=3382463#p3382463
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SEF Posted Apr 29, 2003
...and then get them to prove there can't be a 4 etc in it 
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
Can't you tell by the plummage or something. I won't like to have to give an intimate examination of a parrot when accused of stealing it......
Given the reports from Bangkok bars, let's assume male....
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spook Posted Apr 29, 2003
alright! if it's male, let's call it Homer!
however, just to make sure it's not female, i think i'll better go round all the strip clubs and make sure it hasn't got a job as a female stripper!
spook
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
The mind boggles beautifully at a parrot doing a strip tease. Does he use his own feathers for the fan ?
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spook Posted Apr 29, 2003
probably if he is a she!
*watches hot 'human' female strip 
*
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
probably not so "hot" when it's a parrot......
come on, come on, do not fail in your quest
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spook Posted Apr 29, 2003
*there are now 3 girls on the stage, none of them parrot.*
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 29, 2003
*there are now three stages entirely composed of parrots, balanced carefully on the back of a girl*
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
I don't care what explanation you give, get in a position to examine the parrots (we're looking for a cruumby one called Homer)
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spook Posted Apr 29, 2003
*the parrot stages splits and covers the girls 'sexual areas' before the girls turn round.*
- none of the parrots are mine!
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
double check, examine them parrot by parrot if need be (don't get distracted and be nice to the stripper)
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spook Posted Apr 29, 2003
*grabs hold of stripper, puts her on my lap, then takes off eac parrot one by one, checking each one is not mine.*
checking...
*no parrots left, just a completely naked sripper on my lap.*
nope, none of the parrots are mine. that's definite!
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 29, 2003
Does that stripper belong to anyone<?>
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spook Posted Apr 29, 2003
well she just whispered "I am yours" in my ear, so i guess she's mine!
typical, you go to a strip club to find a parrot and end up with a naked girl and still no parrot!
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
put the stripper down spook
put the....
OK, 5 minutes respite from parrot-searching
there's a transvestite bar next door and there seems to be a few parrots in there.....
Same assignment, spook, off you go
Duty calls
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spook Posted Apr 29, 2003
*speaks to security guard on door.*
well, i spoke to he guard on the door and he said i have a great looking girl on m lap and that my parrot isn't in the transvestite bar as all the parrots there are either blue or red, and any green parrots are immediately thrown out!
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
the 7'4" security guard is the stripper's husband and violently jealous.....
GO LOOK FOR THE PARROT
Good grief, put the stripper down
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