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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
If I'm not here leave a message and I'll consult as soon as I get back from Madagascar (parrot babbling about a Thai Talk Show spotted in the hills.....)
*dons parrot-spotting gear and beams off*
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted Apr 29, 2003
What? It was in Thailand? But that's where I live! It was almost in my grasp- how could I have let it slip away? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
Madagascar was a false alert. Please keep your eyes open EVERYWHERE for a parrot with a hangover. (Apparently, the parrot couldn't even fly straight after doing the rounds in Bankok.)
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
I'm off to Sardenia on the off-chance of spotting the parrot....
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F F Churchton Posted Apr 29, 2003
I heard that parrot got Sars!!!
and another thing, Severe Acute Respiratory syndrome
How can it be severe and acute at the same time???
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
We can ask the parrot.... but we have to find him first.
Are you sure SARS symptoms weren't confused with an acute hangover... he's quite a parrot when he gets going !
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
drat !
-> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> Parrot Report -> -> -> -> -> -> Latest Sighting
The parrot was formally identified leaving Harrods and heading east.
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Apr 29, 2003
argh, stupid parrot!
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metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Apr 29, 2003
no, he nicked my ice cream
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
Well, to look on the bright side, at least we know the parrot isn't going hungry (it's a long time since he swiped the cornflakes from Tesco's).
Could you get another ice-cream and wave it about to try and trap the parrot. Spook would be so pleased.
If it doesn't work, join the parrot squad.
All parrot postings, general sqawking and any other nonsense you can think of to be posted here.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 29, 2003
All of my rum and raisin ice cream has gone. I saw a parrot fly away from the tub. The parrot is now sick as a parrot.
kat
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
I'm starting to feel very sorry for the parrot. He already had a hell of a hangover from Bankok, if he's on rum and raisin I fear hte worse.
Hope he didn't puke on you, it might put you off parrot-spotting...
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SEF Posted Apr 29, 2003
The parrot then headed inland.
He still had more state visits planned.
He found oil in Texas
and prairies in Kansas
but no sign of futons on hand.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 29, 2003
The SAS and the SBS are helping in the search for the parrot but they cannot help stopping for a coffe or tea and a blether.
kat
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
Hi SEF,
The parrot has taken a liking to ice-cream since his Bangkok binge....
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 29, 2003
Great work Kat
Coordinate and motivate (put something in the tea if necessary)
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spook Posted Apr 29, 2003
i'm afraid i don't know the parrot's name. There is only one person who has ever seen the name tag of the Parrot, and that person is...
Quasimojo!
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