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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 13, 2004
Then I'm dancin'... in a very macho, heavy metal kind of way, you understand.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 14, 2004
You going to unbutton that shirt and let me have a look at that chest then? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 14, 2004
What? A megastar like me, unbutton my own shirt? You must be joking. Why don't you do it for me? 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 14, 2004
Alright, then. You don't mind losing a few buttons on the way?
*Grabs "Robert"'s shirt lapels and pulls them apart*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 14, 2004
Oi! Careful! 
Oh, I mean... what the hell, I'm a fantastically wealthy rock star, I can afford to buy another one.
Did I mention that I'd taken out a mortgage on the downstairs flat?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 14, 2004
You didn't, no. Does that mean you're *gulp!* pretty well endowed then?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 14, 2004
I'm very well endowed down below, yes. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 14, 2004
Do you mind? I'm trying to conduct a highly scientific experiment here!
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 14, 2004
The kids are alright....oops, wrong rockstar 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 14, 2004
Now, this endowment of yours, Mr Plant....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 14, 2004
Oh, please... call me "Percy".
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 14, 2004
This endowment of yours then.....Percy....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 14, 2004
Ah yes... us rock stars have to be careful, you know. There's a whole load of girls just dying to get their hands on it.
...So I had to invest it wisely.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 14, 2004
What is this 'it' then? I thought you meant your flat?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 14, 2004
My money, of course. There's all sorts of unscrupulous... *consults '70s rock star dictionary* chicks out there. But you're not like that, are you?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 14, 2004
Oh no, I'm not after your money....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 14, 2004
That's good to know. 
*plies previous-life-fords with 
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How rude of me... I don't even know your name.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 14, 2004
Oooh, ! My favourite! With this Moet you really are spoiling me
My name is fords, short for....um, having too many Ford Anglias...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 14, 2004
*pours more *
Fords? How nice... that was my mother's name.
*suddenly realises he's probably being much nicer than the real Robert Plant*
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