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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Feb 13, 2004
...what makes you think you went out with Robert Plant in a past life? 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 13, 2004
Cos I had this mad dream the other night me and him were, well, getting jiggy with it whilst the rest of the band were looking for him as they had a gig to do. It was a *very* graphic dream. And Croz said it probably meant I did go out with him in a past life, and I have long curly hair too 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 13, 2004
I see... *gets out notepad and starts scribbling* So what exactly do you see in the multi-millionaire Robert Plant? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 13, 2004
Hmmm... *scribbles "Percy" on notepad*
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 13, 2004
Oh yeah, and apparently he's pretty well endowed down below...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 13, 2004
I see.
*scribbles "has taken out mortgage on downstairs flat"*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 13, 2004
*looks up from notepad* Is that relevant?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 13, 2004
I dunno. As we all know, he has a big mouth. But then, so do I....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 13, 2004
Hmmmm...
*scribbles "big mouth"*
*tapes teeth with pencil thoughtfully*
*scribbles "...and enormous penis"*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 13, 2004
Oooooooooooookay. Now I'm going to try hypnotic regression, to see if you really did go out with Robert Plant in a past life. Don't worry, I'm a doctor.
You are feeling sleepy... very sleepy... really quite sleepy indeed...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 13, 2004
That's right... very very sleepy... you're absolutely knackered.
Oh dear... 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 13, 2004
Can't move......limbs.....weak as a....kitten....feeling.....very vulnerable....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 13, 2004
Zzzzzzzzrnphwhat? Oh... right. Er.
*dons long curly wig*
Hello young lady who looks a bit like fords in a previous life, I'm the famous rock star Robert Plant.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 13, 2004
I'm askin'. After all, dancing days are here again...
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