h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Bats at Ludwig's tail*

*whirls around, surprisingly quickly*

*confronts the *

*tilts head*

*completely uninterested, eh?*

*sneezes*

*give the a quick lick on the nose, and then hastily retreats, awaiting reaction*

*swings paw at ludwig's nose, narrowly missing it*

*surprisingly enough, decides to just lie down*

*pant, pant*

*wags tail*

*tilts head*

*how about this: we PRETEND to be enemies, hissing and growling at each other?*

*but in case of danger, it's one for all and all for one - OK?*

*doesn't like the sound of that and shows it by spitting a hairball at ludwig*

*so we pretend to be friends, then?*

*or BE friends?*

*tilts head, avoiding hairball*

*sneezes*

*bites on the nose*

*empties his bowl of water over cat*

hisssssss...

*shakes himself*

*sneezes*

*fires another barrage of hairballs at *

*cough, cough* (hairball stuck in throat)

*starts throwing dog biscuits at cat*

Tweet tweet. Tired of hair balls? Try a feather!

*baffled*

*Canary?*

*well, if you distract the cat.. - but be careful, you might get caught!*

Tweet . It takes no effort whatsoever for canaries to distract cats. Never met a cat that wasn't interested in birds.

Ok, so I'll just hop about over here (bravely) pretending not to notice the cat. What's your plan? Are you going to drink his milk or bury his catnip mouse? .... Fair's fair - you did give him your biscuits.

*gazes longingly at the canary, twitching his tail from side to side*