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Ludwig the Labrador Posted Sep 3, 2001
*quietly - for a dog, that is - sneaks up behind cat*
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Cyril the Cat Posted Sep 3, 2001
*does triple backflip over dog, catches canary, and bats 
s tail*
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Ludwig the Labrador Posted Sep 3, 2001
*gives cat a punch on the nose, causing him to loose grip on canary*
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Cyril the Cat Posted Sep 3, 2001
since when can dogs punch?
*recoils, hisses, and retreats to the top of the highest bookshelf around*
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Ludwig the Labrador Posted Sep 3, 2001
*left paw, Cyril, left paw*
*are you alright, canary?*
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Cyril the Cat Posted Sep 3, 2001
*launches another wave of 
, knocking in the nose and out of the air*
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Shorn Canary ~^~^~ sign the petition to save the albatrosses Posted Sep 5, 2001
Squeak-tsweep-tweet-groan. Oh, my head. What happened? How long have I been unconscious? Who am I? Where am I? Why am I here? .....
Groan. It's all coming back to me now. I was attacked by a maniac ....... or was it that playful cat, Cyril? ..... Yes. That was it! And the heroic Ludwig saved my life - THANKS LUDWIG! What a goodog! What better friend could a canary ask for?
*finds a piece of warm, wet, sticky, well-chewed chewing gum. Flies in low over smug 
and sticks it firmly to the back of his head, where he can't reach it*
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Cyril the Cat Posted Sep 5, 2001
*can't reach gum*
*launches another hairball at canary*
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Shorn Canary ~^~^~ sign the petition to save the albatrosses Posted Sep 6, 2001
Careful Ludwig, Cyril is apt to unzip your nose if you tickle him while he's still fuming 
There are no 2 materials existing in nature, so attracted to each other and so reluctant to part company, as cat fur and chewing gum. Right well, I'm off now, before that tries to kill me again 
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Cyril the Cat Posted Sep 14, 2001
*returns after looong nap*
*really p****d*
*rolls around trying to rid himself of gum*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 14, 2001
*soft-hearted*
*goes away and returns with lump of ice*
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Ludwig the Labrador Posted Sep 14, 2001
*wags tail apologizingly*
*accidentally posted while sister was logged on*
*soft-hearted*
*goes away and returns with lump of ice*
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Shorn Canary ~^~^~ sign the petition to save the albatrosses Posted Sep 18, 2001
*hops about twittering, agitated*
What are you going to do with that lump of ice? Cyril's having such fun with his chewing gum - just look at him, rolling around and enjoying himself. You wouldn't begrudge him his cute widdle puddy cat hijinx, would you?
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Ludwig the Labrador Posted Sep 18, 2001
*waiting for the to stop squirming*
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Shorn Canary ~^~^~ sign the petition to save the albatrosses Posted Sep 19, 2001
*Finds a nice high perch and tucks head under wing. Can't bear to watch poor Ludwig get reduced to a messy pile of giblets by the spinning collection of fun-loving sharp bits.*
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- 21: Ludwig the Labrador (Sep 3, 2001)
- 22: Cyril the Cat (Sep 3, 2001)
- 23: Ludwig the Labrador (Sep 3, 2001)
- 24: Cyril the Cat (Sep 3, 2001)
- 25: Ludwig the Labrador (Sep 3, 2001)
- 26: Cyril the Cat (Sep 3, 2001)
- 27: Ludwig the Labrador (Sep 3, 2001)
- 28: Cyril the Cat (Sep 3, 2001)
- 29: Shorn Canary ~^~^~ sign the petition to save the albatrosses (Sep 5, 2001)
- 30: Cyril the Cat (Sep 5, 2001)
- 31: Cyril the Cat (Sep 5, 2001)
- 32: Ludwig the Labrador (Sep 6, 2001)
- 33: Shorn Canary ~^~^~ sign the petition to save the albatrosses (Sep 6, 2001)
- 34: Cyril the Cat (Sep 14, 2001)
- 35: Titania (gone for lunch) (Sep 14, 2001)
- 36: Ludwig the Labrador (Sep 14, 2001)
- 37: Shorn Canary ~^~^~ sign the petition to save the albatrosses (Sep 18, 2001)
- 38: Ludwig the Labrador (Sep 18, 2001)
- 39: Shorn Canary ~^~^~ sign the petition to save the albatrosses (Sep 19, 2001)
- 40: Cyril the Cat (Sep 19, 2001)
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