Welcome to the Fountain of Wisdom.
Since I'm a little newbie and I have pretty much no idea what to say I'm going to...ummm...fascinate you all with some very useless facts, amuse with...funny (clears throat) quotes and enrich your lives with a few tips.
Vectra, I trust you won't be mad at me for using your 'dumbfacts'. If you are, then you're not getting a christmas present from me. So ha!
Anyway, on with the uselessness.
1.Ernest Vincent Wright (Who?) wrote a novel with over 50,000 words none of which contained the letter 'E'.
2.The average bed is home to over 6 million dust mites.
3.Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the USA.
4.Starfish have no brain. And finally...
5.Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
'Our singles out next week so by it now!' Emma Bunton.
'It's not the bullit that kills you, it's the hole.' Mooshu Tiles.
An enriching tip.
You can't hide brocali in a glass of milk.
Well I'm sure you all feel better after that. I know I do. :-D
Yours affectionately Bullmastiff!
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| Welcome Bullmastiff ... | Aug 12, 2001 |
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