h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there, Bull-Bubby. Tis the friend who introduced you to this place calling to tell you my screen name is Vauxhall Vectra (like the car). Good to know you like this site. How'd you make the little smilie face?
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Your screen name's weird. Taken from Tiny's species I assume?
See you around,
Best wishes and platypuses,

Vauxhall Vectra
(Please refer to me as the above name, Bull-Bubby.)

Apologies. "Bubby" should read "Buddy". That's what happens when you have a little brother/demon watching you.

Yo Vectra, I'll be sure to use your screen name. You make a smilie face by using the colon, hyphen and bracket. What's with the platypus? Talk to ya soon, luv ya loads,
Bull.

PS. I just remembered you're on holidays so I'll be sure to tell everyone what a...'nice' person you are! ;-D Only kiddin. Yes my screen name is all Tiny's fault. For anyone else who happens to be reading this Tiny is my bullmastiff puppy hence the screen name. Seeya round Vectra. Wow. My ps is longer than the conversation!

Hey Bull-Buddy, I'm back.Nice to see you've settled in (and provided the only replies to my works). Did you read my piece on hand shadows and the multiplication thereof? And as for Ernest, if he didn't use the letter E, how did he write his name on the books? I believe it contains two Es.
Can't wait to see you, but please e-mail me more often. I come back after 5/6 days and nobody's sent me anything. How depressing.
Best wishes and platypuses,

Vauxhall Vectra