h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There is currently a war being fought in the Boardroom of Evil The Terranic Army has attack the Thingites and it's all out mayhem! So just your sort of thing really.

The backlog it's generating is incrediable and both groups are fighting over the top spot on th e 5 buisest list, still i thought you'd probably like to come and survey the damage for youself.

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Clive.

I'll do my part, sah!

*Snaps off a salute*

...but not in the BoE. I'm taking a wee sabbatical from the place. But wherever Terranic wretchedness threatens the beautiful Thingite Empire, I'll be there to deal out unsettlingly envelope-pushing amounts of comedy violence!

*Grins nastily, scuttles off to arm self*

cool.

what prompted this sebattical, may I ask?

It got a bit too crowded in there. The old guard made a unanimous decision to relocate to the Upperside, Leftside Bar. But I may return there, pretty soon, as things seem to have perked a bit, thanks to those wascally Terranian scum

My big exit is here, post 2928. It was fun

I hover in and out ocasionaly. as the all power warlord I feel it's my duty to turn up nod again but everyone can do without me taking part all the time.

perosnall my favourite posts where those when I slithered down the nija rope and you 'offered' me the mini-bar after I had the katana blade to youre throat!

*ahem*

Ah, happy days If only we could recapture the wide-eyed innocent fun of those times. I enjoyed the pleasure gardens of Xabadabadu, and all the s we had.

turning the swimming pool to green jelly and selling it off as chemical waste....