h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Find a spot in the Forest?

I shall get there directly

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An ancient e-vil is stirring in the forests of the world...and it's me.

Good, good. The forest will be expanding in about a week, and will be a bit harder to get out of...

Good, good. Our front lines will be here: F87361?thread=211553&post=2418827#p2418827

Shall we wait till tuesday to rally the troops?

Tuesday? Sure - although I can't promise anything, being e-vil and all that.

I have delivered a reasonable and humble message to your defences, outlining the terms under which we can live in peace. There's no need for a terrible, bloody war - if you just give me these petty little things.

Oh, and the guymelifs...

they stand at about nine tons per and about thirty to fourty meters high... Not quite robo-cop. unless he packed a...

*Stops himself from revealing any more info.*

Search on google for more info if you want. You'll find something.

Nine tons? Thirty feet tall? Pshaw.

*Thinks a moment.*

Yes, that's the noise most people make. It's the air escaping from the flattened lungs so quickly, it sounds, well, more like, "pshfff".

But, oh well.

, I mean:

*Contemptuous *

Your toys don't frighten me. I wield a power far greater than all your R & D boys combined...

*Catches self in mid-speech, grins slyly*

...of course, there's still time for you to surrender. Easier for you in the long run, I assure you.

Sorry, no can do.

I won't be able to be as active for about a month, so if I'm lagging, sorry.

*Looks sad*

Cheer up Going online less, I'm sure you'll still have more time than me. I tell you, fighting a war on two fronts with only an hour each night is tough

I see you finally found my little tunnel in the Kitchens I wondered how long it would take for you to stumble over it. Too long, it seems - my men are now on the inside...

*Runs off to give orders*

Make that *three* fronts. See the Courtyard for more.