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Grime

Just a flying visit .
Mind your head, I'm not a terribly good driver.

hey grimes...just visiting...live somewhere near a colliery then ???

alec.

Hi Alec,

Thanks for visiting and for your message

Don't think many people live near a colliery any more, unfortunately - one that's working, at any rate

Grime

'Ullo Grimes.

Hi Frogs,

Thanks for visiting n signing me book

Come again anytime, there's a cup of tea or something a bit stronger ...... ... waiting for you.

Grime

...you've got a bar in here grimes ???

you should've said...

mine's a ...

alec

Ooo...ouch...b****r...squeeze..ouch..s*d.....final heave...tighten up some things...start again cos it don't fit.....there...now just the sawdust on the floor...finished...

Just finished installing it alec...come back again soon, there's a few waiting for you.

No spitting or fighting, mind...


Grime

Frogs? OK I can cope with Frogs. And I don't mind the odd , but would have something more along the lines of a ? It's not quite 11:00am yet, and I just can't handle the volume of pints. (Spits on floor).

Not if you spit on the floor you can't. And you haven't even had a drink yet!

Grime

Well can I have one now then please, I've been waiting 13 hours for it. (Hoiks up another one, prepares to fire, thinks better of it.)

Mais certainment...sorry the service here's a bit slow, but I'm new at this game........one double-strength double coming up, mais pas de spitment s'il vous plais...


Grime

Lovely. Another please. . .Gosh these are strong. Are you making fun of my name? Do you want a fight? I'll have my drink first, though.

Good. Have a strong drink or six an' then you'll miss and fall over an' I'll get Bruno to carry you out. As far as the pavement.

Grime

You seem very touchy about yr name...if you can call me Grimes why can't I call you Frogs?

YRU so touchy?

G.

...something about the name...

praps e's fr*nch ??

alec.

How dare you call me French! (Sorry, that should have been in the Withnail and I thread).
No I'm not French. It's a long story, but it has something to do with a young slug family I was friendly with. Then the frogs moved in and. . . . I'm sorry, can I have that drink now? It's all a bit much at the moment. . .

plus to follow, or to cry into.


Grime

Hi Grime!
Now it`s gone a bit quiet, thought I`d drop by to say Hello!
Just been wandering around your various threads...... much to think about, much reading to do, will certainly try to get hold of the book you recommend.
In the meantime, I`ll just sit quietly by with my pictue books, and join up a few more dots!And if there`s any going.........

Lurcher

Hi Lurcher!

Have one on me..

Thanks for visiting and signing the book Enjoy the threads.

Have another..


Grime