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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Dec 9, 2001
here towel, towel, towel...nice towel *beckons towel*
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The Theory Posted Dec 9, 2001
oh wheeere... is my 
... oh whhereee is my towel... oh were oh were oh were oh were oh whhhheeereeeee is my towel...
peace.
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Dec 9, 2001
bug blatter beast of traal ate it 
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The Theory Posted Dec 9, 2001
I blame it on...
... the hairbrush (thought I was going to say Hitler, didn't you? Ha!)
peace.
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Dec 9, 2001
hairbrush=
nail clippers fault
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The Theory Posted Dec 9, 2001
nail clippers=
a helluva good trim...
peace.
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Dec 9, 2001
helluva good trim=
I wonder if this is counted as a long post 
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</sarcasm> Posted Dec 9, 2001
no... it goes by characters, not actual space...
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Dec 9, 2001
oh well 
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Dec 9, 2001
*silently hands silent tissues*
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</sarcasm> Posted Dec 9, 2001
*silently blows nose*
*silently throws tissue in virtual trash*
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Dec 9, 2001
*silently takes out silent virtual trash to the silent virtual outside for the silent virtual bind men to silently take it away*
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</sarcasm> Posted Dec 9, 2001
*watches silent bind men take it away to a far away circut in the middle of the BBC headquarters*
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</sarcasm> Posted Dec 9, 2001
*things aren't so silent there anymore*
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Dec 9, 2001
indeed........
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</sarcasm> Posted Dec 9, 2001
*waits for silence to resume*
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Dec 9, 2001
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The Theory Posted Dec 9, 2001
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I believe that you can thank me now...
peace.
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Dec 10, 2001
I can?
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