A Little About Myself

My normal urbane wit and sophistication is currently hampered somewhat by my preoccupation with my swollen and oversized nuts, which dominate both my thoughts and 95% of my conversation. I suspect that I will be driven to make a suitable Journal entry and submit a Guide entry on the subject accordingly.

Under normal circumstances, I might reasonably be expected to make pertinent contributions on all kinds of subjects, from Arachnophobia to the Zodiac, but then under normal circumstances I wouldn't be sat at the computer for hours on end popping co-codamol and dangling my bodily appendages in a basin of cold water. It seems reasonable therefore that my testicular suffering be immortalised in My Space.

Just say "No!" to vasectomy.

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