I miss Coquetdale.
This is my 4th attempt at guide entry type things, 3 were in the pre-BBC days but I somehow lost all passwords and logi names (I was new to this internet game in those days, I'm much more organised now...).
As well as missing Northumberland from the huge distance of Shropshire (OK so it's peanuts to space, but it's a lot further than the chmist and seems a pretty long way to me) I earn my crust by delaying death (sometimes); I entertain myself in the evening by talking to a six year old boy, then watching whilst he completely ignores everything I say. Oh, I also scrape pieces of hair from a dead horse across the bowels of a dead cat. These in turn are attatched to a dead carbon-based life form which no-one thought would feel pain when it was murdered. I've been told that I'm not bad at this and indeed have done it in public, sometimes in large groups of like-minded people.

I live with a Polish woman. Which is nice.

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