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Adele the Divided (h2g2 will be your undoing) Posted Sep 3, 2003
You should see the movie, it's good! Don't let her appearance on 'Mad About You' put you off, she's better than that... also she's an anti-war activist...
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Sep 3, 2003
Tanzen, gal, did ya see my post 60? I share your mirth!
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tanzen Posted Sep 4, 2003
First and foremost, yay Janeane! 
...I tell ya...if she walked up to me and said "You're coming with me", I'd go 
!
Secondly, all this talk of girls is probably only making me sound like more of a boy...but I think it's just something between the few of us on this thread...when my parents find out, that'll be intersting 
!!
And I didn't say that my girl and I wouldn "do anything" until we were 50...I just said we wouldn't "be married" until we're 50 
!!
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Sep 4, 2003
hmm, male - female or tasmanian?
It's national penis day today. To raise awareness of mens health. So, who here does this affect?
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tanzen Posted Sep 4, 2003
Sorry...Melbourne girl...which could mean anything !
But I will light a candle for penis day...!
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Sep 4, 2003
To quote 'only fools and horses'.
"'Australia. Where men are men' and so are the women'"
"so how do you tell the difference?"
"one can spit further"
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Sep 4, 2003
you mean up there or over there? I'm south-east of you
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tanzen Posted Sep 4, 2003
...Ahh...force of habit...It's like having your birthday in December and assuming everyone's birthday is before yours, until you find some poor b*stard whose birthday is on New Year's Eve
Tanzen
(Poor B*stard Whose Birthday is On New Year's Eve )
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Sep 4, 2003
my wife's is 2 days before christmas
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tanzen Posted Sep 4, 2003
Ok...well, if she thought EVERYONE'S birthday was before hers...you can tell her mine isn't !
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Sep 4, 2003
so with that birthday. When did you start school?
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tanzen Posted Sep 4, 2003
When I was 5 
?
(You have to turn 5 before July here...or at least you did when I was at school...)
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Sep 4, 2003
I was 4, as school started in Feburary and my birthday is in May. I don't think I stayed all day though.
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Sep 4, 2003
That depends. How old are you? or does your gender make it rude to ask?
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Sep 5, 2003
4 years less than me
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Sep 5, 2003
I have trouble with last week. I have T.M.M.S
Typical
Male
Memory
Syndrome
Which is compensated by a female memory for anaversaries
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