h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

blood doesn't bother me, but you mentioned my cringe word, the V word.

The most discusting thing I can remember involves that area of secretion. Babysitting, my wife and I rented movies and brought chips. The youngest decided that she rather like to suck the flavour off and return the chip to it's packet.

...it was dark and tool a little while to notice

I'd rather deal with blood then vomit, that goes without saying...but my youngest brother....God bless him...used to blow ALL the time...so these days I can be quite dispassionate about it if I have to...even though it can still make me plenty queasy!

When I was growing up, it was always *me* falling over etc., also I have a blood disease and had to have tests all the time - I got used to my *own* blood. But then I had kids, and realised that seeing *their* blood freaks me out.
Also, when I worked at the local hospital in my school holidays as a nurse aide, I learned that *other peoples'* injuries upset me.

I always find other people's blodd easier to deal with than my own...if I've been sliced open considerably, I get that faint nauseating feeling...but if it's someone else, I can deal with it better, because my thoughts automatically go to how I can fix it...

I always find other people's blodd easier to deal with than my own...if I've been sliced open considerably, I get that faint nauseating feeling...but if it's someone else, I can deal with it better, because my thoughts automatically go to how I can fix it...

...twice...

exciteable by blood? you don't wanna work with zoomer...

But it'd be worth it, dealing with the blood...just to see him wet himself!

Zoomer...if you're listening...you know I love you...but I'd still willingly cut myself to see you do it...

Just this second logged on! (more irony)

No need to cut yourself, just drink yerself sick. Blood never bothers me, vomit tends to make me gag. And despite your beliefs I have haven't wet myself during your lifetime, anyway!

Mmmmhmmm....sure you haven't son !

Are we getting back to the vomit conversation? I'm really quite civilised about the whole vomitting thing, and try to avoid doing it in public when it can be helped ...

...what about a really good scare?

You want me to give you one or tell you about one I've had?

My new mission in life is to get you to wet yourself...I consider it a calling...and if I have to fly over there and scare the cr*p outta you myself, so help me, I'll do it!

Wet myself? I will avoid all the tired cliches I could make about you and wetness.......but I think you would have a little trouble getting a 6' 1" former logger to pee his pants. I suppose you bought me enough drinks to kill an Aussie then I might have an accident like that (if I happened to be swimming at the time)....

I don't know if Canada would have enough beer to kill an Aussie !

Oh, and I think that, if I can scare a 6'4" bikie dude...a 6'1" ex-logger would hardly be a challenge...!

Bikers? That bunch that ride petrol powered vibrators? Naw. Lumberjacks use them to clean the loo! And cameramen take pictures of it!

Have to be the *last word* for now, the've just let me go home (21:45).

*Talk* tomorrow.

Not me, I'm off for the weekend!

I'll see you next week son...!

These last two post could be called entering dangerous teretory

Aaaahhh, male bonding...