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Post 1

cheesestraws, Thingite mascot (Artichoke)

Would you like a lead non-singer? I have a moderately useful not-tenor voice...


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Post 2

Arlecchino (school gets in the way)

Hello, cheesestraws, nice to meet you. I hate to be the one to have to tell you, but our line-up is somewhat full. We have a non-bass player, two non-guitarists, a non-drummer, and a dead keyboard player. We've all decided to share duties as non-singers (the way the Beatles didn't). But you are welcome to be a non-groupie, or not to fill any of the technical positions we have open.


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Post 3

cheesestraws, Thingite mascot (Artichoke)

hokay smiley - smiley. I'll be a non-techie if you need one, if not... no problem smiley - smiley. What kind of non-techie did you have in mind?


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Post 4

Uncle Heavy [sic]

none of them?


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Post 5

Arlecchino (school gets in the way)

We could use someone not to stage manage us. Or a non-lighting technician. Ooh! There's an idea, our performances should be held in complete darkness! Not only won't we be performing, the audience won't be able to see us not performing!


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Post 6

cheesestraws, Thingite mascot (Artichoke)

I could be a darkness non-technician... having had extensive lack of experience with lighting...


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Post 7

Arlecchino (school gets in the way)

You sound like you're completely useless. You're hired!


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Post 8

Uncle Heavy [sic]

deep


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Post 9

Arlecchino (school gets in the way)

Deep what?


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Post 10

cheesestraws, Thingite mascot (Artichoke)

Well, thankyou smiley - smiley. I am proud to not be employed with you. smiley - smiley


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Post 11

Arlecchino (school gets in the way)

Good. Now, we haven't got a gig coming up real soon, so we won't be needing to see your lighting plots as soon as possible.


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Post 12

cheesestraws, Thingite mascot (Artichoke)

Hokay... I won't wait up then smiley - smiley


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Post 13

Arlecchino (school gets in the way)


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Post 14

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

IS it just me or these posting always make complete sense?


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Post 15

Arlecchino (school gets in the way)

Whoa! That's... wow!


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Post 16

Uncle Heavy [sic]

er...deep?


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Post 17

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

quite!smiley - erm


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Post 18

Uncle Heavy [sic]

thats what i thought


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Post 19

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

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Post 20

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

We don't talk complete parp do we?


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