h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why would you want to click here?

I just decided to stop making my about how slow it is to click at h2g2, if it will slow down my fame that was careening out of control!

We wouldn't want your fame to careen out of control.....

















Or would we?

Don't know. But it's still slow here

Still slowish here, but not nearly as bad as it had been.... it was taking 3 or 5 tries to get anything to load in - minimum - earlier in the week.

I'm getting dizzy from all this careening!

I fail to understand why your fame is careening out of control, because I have never once clicked here.

Uh. What sound does your mouse make when you choose this thread?

Which is now up to 268 clicks. (mine included...OH NO!!!)

Mine goes *tick*

You must have a defective mouse if it makes a clicking sound.

*takes mouse by cord and beats it against the desk*

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

You're right now it makes a bang sound, must have been using it improperly!

um. yes..... I'm glad to hear you've repaired your defective mouse.

Erm... elwood... I can't really find out whether you want to be famous or not.

But I'll click anyway!







This is fun!





That was 42 clicks!



And one hug!

no, no, no!!!! he doesn't want to be famous! he doesn't want any clicking here! no clicking and no famousing!

You don't think so?

I think he will!

I think I may be ill.






clicking...









and mushiness...









*elwood passes out*

Oh dear!

I don't dare to do this.... could one of you ladies please give him mouth to mouth ? *worried*

*still passed out*













*peeks out one eye*

I'm sure Lady Scott would be better at it than me

I think not......

It's been at least 30 years since I've had any rescue breathing training....

Besides, how do we know he doesn't need CPR instead?

Is there a in the thread?

A ?

Anyone who has a clue what they're doing?