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elwood Posted Jan 24, 2003
Once again your sublty is wasted on this game show host Contestant Ottox!
So Ottox will get the point but the Judge who's lap Shea is sitting on has just awarded her an Nearly Useless Bonus Point!
Sheesh I could have had a new game up days ago!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 24, 2003
WOOHOO! Useless bonus points! Drinks all around!
Ottox, but I was away from the game for a while, and in my absence, people stopped putting the Quiz #'s in their answers, so I didn't know what question you were answering!
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elwood Posted Jan 27, 2003
Oooh Shea you missed your big chance to get the jump on the current game ...#...uh...whatever.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 28, 2003
#168 ... I saw Laurie Anderson do a performance piece back in the 80's ... very ... interesting ...
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elwood Posted Jan 29, 2003
So sorry to hear about your Grandmother. My thought will be with you.
Shea. Congratulations on the point!
(but I have to take away the mostly useless bonus point from the other day, Laurie Anderson is one of my favorites - there will be no ing about her)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 31, 2003
And what do *you* have to do with giving out points? 
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elwood Posted Jan 31, 2003
Nothing!!!
Oh nothing at all!
-pay no attention to the man behind the podium-
Nope! Nothing!
It's all in the hands of those 4 judges over there!
But you may have noticed Judge #1 has been replaced by Simon from "American Idol" I think it might be his fault...he's a little mean, you know.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 1, 2003
::boots Simon in the shin, then dumps a glass of water over his head::
There! I'll bet he likes that!
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elwood Posted Feb 1, 2003
*a huge roar of appreciation goes up from the audience and they begin cheering*
SHEA!!!
SHEA!!!
SHEA!!!
Give back her bonus points!!!
We want more Simon abuse!!!
HOOORAY FOR SHEA!!!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 2, 2003
Why, thank you.
::pulls chair out from under Simon::
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elwood Posted Feb 4, 2003
*the audience goes nuts*
*thinks that maybe we should change the game from QuoteQuiz to SimonHurtz*
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Ottox Posted Feb 4, 2003
Erm...
Does that mean that I won't get a point for answering #169?
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elwood Posted Feb 4, 2003
Right again, Ottox!
(if you want to you can go give that meanie Simon a good kick in the pants)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 5, 2003
::punches Simon in the stomach, so he bends over to give Ottox a good target::
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elwood Posted Feb 5, 2003
*points Shea's razor-sharp accurate eye toward Game #170*
You guys are letting our part-timer contestant Ottox runaway with the points lead!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 5, 2003
Oh, I saw it ... thought I'd give others a chance at it first ... 
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- 1163: elwood (Jan 27, 2003)
- 1164: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 28, 2003)
- 1165: Ottox (Jan 29, 2003)
- 1166: Ottox (Jan 29, 2003)
- 1167: elwood (Jan 29, 2003)
- 1168: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 31, 2003)
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- 1170: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 1, 2003)
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- 1177: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 5, 2003)
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