h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Withdrawn to supplemental offensive positions, ready to fire all copies of the Illiad and the Odyssee, both the english and greek versions, and every copy with illustrations

Due to the signing of the war rules in Detroit in 1998 the Illiad and the Odyssee cannot be fired with illustrations this is acording to paragraph 3 subsection y of section IV stating "...epic poems cannot be used by either side if illustrations are contained there in..."

In war there are no rules, but as you say sir. . I will not fire them. . instead we will set up our automatic back-issue-of-playboy weapons

*is bombarded from all sides by books but is protected by Fluffy padding*

Noooooooooooooo, not the Playboys! (I thought you'd want to keep them for yourself anyway!)

*readies the Wheel of Time (all 9 volumes, in hardback)*

*loads up the Tolkein Cannon and fires out Lord of the Rings (the complete edition) and the Silmarillion*

Take that! and that! and....wait for it....that!!

~Fluffy~
~Making absolutly no sense as usual ~

ow. . .ouch. . .ooooof

*chuckles evilly...um...I mean _nicely_ *

With drawals to secondary position, launches vicious bible mortar attack

Bibles! Eeeeeek!! (gives "Bible-bashing" a new meaning )

*retaliates with (glances at bookshelf) "General Microbiology" (scary!!)*

Oh no the sheep have started using bio-weapons

*retreats to gather forces*

((Just letting you know I'll be away for a couple of weeks - I'm going to the Land of Sheep and Rain to recruit ))

*tacsatduck looks up land of sheep and rain*
Detroit?

Wales?

Donegal, Ireland. But Wales was pretty close. And I didn't know they had sheep in Detriot?? But I haven't been there so I can't say. *jumps around in a fluffy, sheepy way*

hey thats kinda cool that place kinda sounds like Don & Gal I like it

Perhaps we should intercept the recruitment. . .An Army of Sheep. . .doesn't quite have the same ring does it tac

It actualy sounds a little better then the ARMY's An Army of One campain

Anything sounds better than that. . .but what wiull the pt shirts be made out of. . wool. . .or is that an attempt to subvert the efforts of our physical training program

PT shirts made out of wool ahhhh thats going to get nightmares. could you immagine after a 10 mile run. You would be all scrached up, hot, uncomforable, dieing of dehydration because of water loss, and your nipples would be completely rubed off.

plus a nasty build up of lint in your belly button