h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thats just not right!

How exactly can u steal a swing set?

Ah...that explains a lot M.

Ever heard of things called bolt-cutters?

I thought it would.

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you know i meant the actual swing bits, not the frame, right? yeah, i can just see that... couple of pished students staggering home under the weight of a nice new garden toy.....

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They could try to hide it under a very big vest? I dunno, but I had visions...

They'd need a smallish marquee... A mobile one...

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someone saw these guys who got a bench all the way up the hill to halls, throwing into the hedge at crucial 'hiding' moments.

then there were the lads who stole a miles worth of cats eyes after leaving the pub... only to discover they'd been followed down the road by a very slow-moving police car... with v amused officers inside

ah, student crime.

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actually, one of my friends tried to steal a deckchair from on the seafront last year. he grabbed it, ran off to the square, and set it up, and sat down. there was a stationary police car parked just down the road, and the police guys were just laughing at him... he's such a doofus

When I was an athlete (back in the day) I met a guy who went to Stanny High School - probably the only school in the northwest where they fight with knives ad baseball bats. Anyhow, he told me that he and some friends once broke into a building site and stole... A Shed! They just ran in, picked it up, and ran off again. Trouble was, they couldn't get it back through th gap in the fence and, of course, by this time they had a number of angry builders running in their didrection so the shed was abandonned. In Spain they actually suspend everything on the site - cement mixers, wood, wheelbarrows etc. - from a crane so people can't steal them!

By the way, Hi. Long time no see, etc, etc.

Shakespere insult: (MacBeth)
"Prick thy face and over-red thy fear, you lilly livered boy. What soldiers, patch? Death of thy soul!... [something, something].... what soldiers, whay-face?"

I'm told that all means "coward," or possibly even "pale-face" in the context of fear. Who knows? Wh cares? Forget it.

By the way... remember that thing five weeks ago where Ms. Yangle mk.2 spoke of how great me and Robin were, and apologised for her set? Well, I can explain: We played a gig. Me and Robin are in a band called Satire, Liz is in another called Operation Blue Trowel, the most self-concious band in existance. Liz: Wake Up!!! You Rock! "Lost and Found" was brilliant (that rhythm on the lead guitar is great), and "Monkey Monkey Buffalo Tiger" had us rolling in the aisles! AND you've played fewer gigs than we have!!! Stop with the whole lesser-than-thou thing before I start SCREAMING!!!

Right, see you in a month. Good luck with exams everybody!

Hotblack Desiato

Wow, my god, that post was long! Sorry about that. I'm breaking records here!

H.D.

You're breaking no records. Honestly. I can show you the evidence if you like...

Good luck with your exams as well!

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yeah, ok so satire rocked but as a valued (hah!)member of the photo-taking audience i can proudly say that my fantabulous sister elizabeth yangle rocked my socks (sox?!) with her stupendous powerful 9v jealous) voice and guitar rhythms. silly things like forgetting the words are NOTHING compared to arses not turning up for rehersals then coming in all crap in the middle of a song. i stand by my green day rendition as my fave of the night (other that thom and adam's fine rendition of the offspring - v sexy!) if for no other reason than it was you and a guitar. no out of time, show you up with his lower 6th but feels more like age 4 greasy drummer boy crap. love you mike!

so there.

Lol! Awww..I love you guys. And don't worry Thom, we'll catch up with you someday (ok ok, Ive stopped now!)

Righto, just been to Chester shopping! Honestly I was having withdrawal symptoms! Now spent a good deal of time in HMV, so therefore very happy! Also met my lil mateys (some of them)
outside the pub when I was walking through, and so we went the park and played on the swings! Woo! But then I had to come home whilst everyone else was still in the pub. damn. nm. Still, I went to HMV! (Only bought 3 cd's this time tho: Flickerstick: Welcoming Home the Astronauts, Jimmy Eat World: Jimmy Eat World (theyre so full of originality) and Alkaline Trio, for my mates Lee's bday tomorrow!)

I have no idea why I just told you all that!

(P.S. Thom: read my article thing about Stereotypes, it's highly relavent after last own clothes day!)

rock on my sister! can i borrow flickerstick? in a get sara to copy it when i come home kinda way? thankee spankee! xx

now, back to you in the studio.

I think not, Im still missing my Foo Fighters and American Hi-fi damn you!

anyways...anyone want a tshirt or badge for my band? Operation Blue Trowel baby! We got Merch!

Wibble.

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merch rocks too...

... and i was kinda hoping you'd have forgotten about that... erm... *runs away and hides in the corner with said cds*

*beats kathryn about the head with ever growin big "stick of proverb"*

Yup, merch baby. But you can't come to my next gig, but we're gonna be on the radio! how coool? thats fame baby! anyways, therefore Jennie is officially our no1 fan, having been to all our gigs, as she's definatly comin to the next one, cos shes booked the day off work and everything.

Don't worry M, you wanna come to my gig? i need a posse!

ah, but its ME who is proud parent siter photo taking freeek woman... jennie does mostly dancin and drinkin coke. or at least, thats what happened last time. and hey, i'll be there next time cos i'm home in june!