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Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Oct 29, 2001
I look stupid at the best of times!
And Robin, I'll give Chris a slap for you!
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Ming Mang Posted Oct 29, 2001
I think I will just let everything go over my head... 
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Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Chris Tonks Posted Oct 30, 2001
Do you speak of me when you say Chris?
You will refer to me as Professor!!
*Stands tall and menacing.*
*Don't worry, I know you didn't mean me. *
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Oct 31, 2001
Even though I know you know that I didn't mean you () I will still shrink back in fear.
*shrinks back in fear*
see?
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Ming Mang Posted Oct 31, 2001
*grabs fear and runs away with it so that absolutely NO one can shrink into it* 
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Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Nov 3, 2001
Aw...ain't that sweet? Thanks M.
Did you retrieve me from inside fear, before you ran away with it? or am I still shrouded?
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Ming Mang Posted Nov 3, 2001
You're exactly where you were, you're just not in fear any more. 
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Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Nov 6, 2001
Well, that's good to know!
Thank you very much!
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Ming Mang Posted Nov 6, 2001
That's OK! Anything to be a nuisanc- to be a help!
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Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Chris Tonks Posted Nov 9, 2001
*Assumes his normal pose.*
Sorry to frighten you there.
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Ming Mang Posted Nov 9, 2001
Ah, but no one is frightened!
*waves fear*
Because I have fear!
*thinks*
That means I'm frightened, doesn't it?
¦M¦
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Nov 9, 2001
*Liz pulls a bemused face, and talks about herslf in third person*
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Chris Tonks Posted Nov 9, 2001
Yes, it does. 
I meant that I didn't mean to frighten her. Past tense. I know she's not frightened now.
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Ming Mang Posted Nov 9, 2001
*is frightened by the fact she's supposed to be frightened*
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Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Chris Tonks Posted Nov 9, 2001
Well, at least we know that fear is safe with you.
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Ming Mang Posted Nov 9, 2001
Oh, well thanks for your help...
*continues being frightened*
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Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Nov 10, 2001
If it helps at all, I'm frightened of the both of you!
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Ming Mang Posted Nov 11, 2001
No you're not because I have fear.
*continues being frightened*
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Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Nov 12, 2001
Well, then we know the World is safe and we can all sleep easy in our beds!
Murder is a rare breed of horse ... no, that sounds about right.
Ming Mang Posted Nov 12, 2001
Don't be silly. Just because there is no fear doesn't mean there is no threat...
*still frightened*
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