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Poor spikey yellow thing. We knew him well. But not as well as we knew about the wrath of El Nombre.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Feb 14, 2002
Why are we suddenlt Monty Pythoning?
Anyways, "I fart in your general direction, you mother was a hampster and your fater smelt of elder berries! Now be gone, before I taunt you for a second time!!"
Happy Valentines Day, btw!!
Maggie Chow is evil. That's why I shot her in the head withseveral blasts from an automatic shotgun. Then I shot her maid. And threw them both out of the building.
JCDenton Posted Feb 14, 2002
Hello.
I never do anything for valentines day. But, incidentally, it's also my birthday. Happy birthday to me, la la la.
Deus Ex 2 looks pretty cool. Although I haven't actually seen any screenshots, but the images I have invented in my head look pretty cool. Like the greasel augmentation that turns you into a reptilian chicken. Incidentally, I never knew you could save Paul until the THIRD time through! Can you believe that. Although he was a bit ungrateful when i did.
-Starts randomly quoting Tracer Tong-
(Although I can't actually remember any actual quotes from the game at all)
Except for this one
"Paul, I thought you were in Hong Kong"
And that's it.
Anyway.
I'll shut up.
Maggie Chow is evil. That's why I shot her in the head withseveral blasts from an automatic shotgun. Then I shot her maid. And threw them both out of the building.
Chris Tonks Posted Feb 14, 2002
*
at Monty Python quote.*
* at Deus Ex quote.*
That's the first bit of real dialogue in the game! 
I didn't know you could save him either, but I stayed in the flat so I could take out the MiBs.
*Goes back to quoting Walton Simons.*
'One must admire a man who can keep a secret, because he has value. What you know more than others makes money, and gives you a measure of power.'
Oh, and happy birthday! 
Maggie Chow is evil. That's why I shot her in the head withseveral blasts from an automatic shotgun. Then I shot her maid. And threw them both out of the building.
Ming Mang Posted Feb 14, 2002
Happy Birthday JC! 
*quotes Monty Python again *
'I'm French! Why do you think I have this outRAAGeous accent?'
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But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
JCDenton Posted Feb 17, 2002
Hello again.
"I'll bite yer legs off"
But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Chris Tonks Posted Feb 17, 2002
*Has comical visions of that fake blood. *
But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Ming Mang Posted Feb 17, 2002
Stepping back a line (or so)...
'What are you going to do, bleed on me??'
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But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Feb 17, 2002
*going a lot further back...*
"this isn't my real nose, they put it on me!"
But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Ming Mang Posted Feb 17, 2002
"Well, we didn't do the nose."
"Or the clothes."
"But she's got a wart!!"
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But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Feb 17, 2002
Fantastic things warts.
But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Ming Mang Posted Feb 17, 2002
Our old doctor called verroucas 'foot-warts'.
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But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Chris Tonks Posted Feb 18, 2002
Now, if you didn't use a dictionary to spell that word, I'm going to be pretty cheesed off.
But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Ming Mang Posted Feb 18, 2002
What, verroucas? No...
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But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Chris Tonks Posted Feb 19, 2002
Cheeky little thing... 
And I just /knew/ you'd get to go online again after I left! 
But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Ming Mang Posted Feb 19, 2002
Yeah, that was at twenty past eleven...
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But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Chris Tonks Posted Feb 19, 2002
And, pray, what are you doing online now?
But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Ming Mang Posted Feb 19, 2002
Well, 1) I didn't go shooting because I have far too much homew*rk...
And 2) (You'll like this one ) waiting for you to come on MSN so I can ask you for help with maths!
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But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Chris Tonks Posted Feb 19, 2002
1) Understandable... 
2) I didn't open MSN because I thought you were going to go offline again quickly. And you actually want /my/ help? 
But not before murdering an annoying local who kept saying "I was walking here" with a sword.
Ming Mang Posted Feb 19, 2002
1) Well, normally I'd do homew*rk there, but there's just too much of it for that... 
2) Yeah, I thought you'd like that!
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But before I killed the residents of Paris.
JCDenton Posted Feb 19, 2002
I can't believe you're allowed a gun and I'm not. You're doing it just to annoy me aren't you? Damn you and your gun.
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Poor spikey yellow thing. We knew him well. But not as well as we knew about the wrath of El Nombre.
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- 363: Chris Tonks (Feb 14, 2002)
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- 366: Chris Tonks (Feb 17, 2002)
- 367: Ming Mang (Feb 17, 2002)
- 368: Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) (Feb 17, 2002)
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