h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello and Welcome!
I may seem like some random crazy person to you, but I do have a purpose. At least, that's what they tell me. I'm a Guardian Angel, the Patron Saint of Chocolate Cats (well, I like and I like s, who can blame me?). The Guardian Angels are here to welcome newcomers like yourself, and to welcome you all to the guide. If you need help with anything, post it here and I'll do my best to help. Seeing as you've got as far as reading this message, you’ve already made some progress in this huge friendly world of H2G2, but here are a few links to get you settled in:
Newcomer's Welcome: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/welcome
Douglas Adam's Page: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/u42
Aces Homepage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/aces
Gurus Homepage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/gurus
GuideML Clinic: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/guideml-clinic
My Bar: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A517402
There's also a list of Smileys you can use in forums and on any pages you write here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/smiley

That should be enough for now, as I said, if you need any more help, don't hesitate to reply to this message.
And remember to !!!
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