Still vivout tente, so vill have too improvize and setuppa shelter in zat zere heyted cave for ze nite. Ven iz zis forthcoming feature gowing to start, he vonders? Sigg of having too-bit valk-on partz in zer epics like Danzing vi Volves and Lawronze ov Arabia, he begins to feel a stranger in zome very strange partz. He vished he'yd booked into zer hotel yonder. But zoon he zettles down and valls into der deep zleep. Starts to drem . . . . .

(Rudely awoken by zudden noyse). . . Shiver minor timbers and stabber minor vitals, zer's zome Zing moving in zem zer booshes. Alarmed, and just ven he fought he vos about to vace somevon vielding a shakey camcorder. . . he zeees. . . Admiral Benbow? What's ze meaning of zis intrusion, he vonders? Bbbbbb-rrrr-rrrr

To be continued ven zer mood takes me. . . . .