The Edgewood Warrior Marching Band Sucks Bigtime
Due to new management the marching band now sucks. This is no surprise since this band program has had a new director for one year each for 8 years. Close sources report that since I came from another school I expect more than these kids are willing to give, but i swear as the True bando that i am that my Squad and section will:
1.) learn how to march properly, both parade and field marching.
2.) be able to stand at attention without moving a muscle. ( and if they don't they will run laps) ((YES, THAT MEANS YOU!!!!!))
3.) Will obey orders or pay the consequences.
The Baritone section will be the best section in the entire band whether they like it or not, now all i need is some more baritones.
As Senior baritone next year, i promise that if you are in my squad you will be able to out yell almost anyone in the band, march better than the clarinets and flutes combined (not that that's a hard feat) and play as loud as myself and John Hofmiester.
signing off,
the Baritone nazi
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