h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pours all of the out of ER's cases and refills the bottles with red cream soda while he's not looking, quickly re-caps the bottles*

::returns with extra ::

Sorry folks.. I was coming on as defender of the UNiverse or something,.... well, umm, carry on then, carry on....


I apologize for actually believing what I was reading
I should have known! We are on hootoo after all...

Is ok, Ineff....


This place does tend to blur the line between reality and fantasy sometimes... Sometimes reality creeps in here

Don't be shy...

I meant

Still.... Don't be embarassed either...

Can't you all just tell she is me mum!?

Thanx Mum

Reality crept in!!!!!!

Frightening, isn't it?

But that's what happens when you go about posting links to pictures of real people and real events.


Now, back to redecorating the fan club!


I think we should add just the right frilly touch to ER's guitar cases. First we paint them peach color, then we add lace all around, with little rhinestones and seed pearls that spell out Incredibly Evil Roy in fancy script.

Hmmmmmm...

I believe point 30 of the text linked page from the photos covers what you are doing now, Lady Scott.

Yes, and I do believe it indicated a tremendous amount of color sense for a man... most men can only see 4 colors.

Peach is a lovely color, but mauve is even better....


I think we'll hang the guitars on the walls in here...



*drill*


*hammer*

Hmmm... this guitar is a little too long to fit between the door and the window... oh well...


*saw*

There! Fits just right now!



I'm so glad I got these stuffed animals, they'll be so adorable with their fuzzy heads sticking out of the big holes some of these guitars have.


Hm... these wires are in the way... we won't be needing *them* any more!

*weilds wire cutters*


*twang**twang**twang**twang**twang*



Urgh... one more....

*twang*


There, much better!

::hides his 12 string guitar::

The last thing we need is a dozen more "Twangs" in the club.

Is this the "twangclub" I've heard so much about?

*arranges doilies in the guitar holes, so that the stuffed animal heads all look like they're wearing lace around their neck... Takes the sweatshirt that ER wore on his vacation - and dips it into lavender dye.*

There! much nicer! Lavender is such a lovely color on ER, don't you think?

::starts drinking heavily::

Peach..... beige..... lavendar...... Arggggghhhhhhh!!

I hope you like that new french raspberry pale ale that you're drinking ER - It matches the decor

You know There have been scientific tests done on how color effects the moodswings of human males, and the results show that if you have enough mauve decor around the house it erases all thoughts of perky hooters...

*hangs mauve towels in the bathroom*

Nope, the mauve doesn't seem to be working...

--- walks in... looks around... hmmm?

ER? what in blazes (yes, I said blazes) happened to your club???

It's all my fault.

:::a soft *twang* can be heard amongst a somehow familiar crackling noise in the background:::

It was getting a little chilly in here.



*twang*

So I decided to build a fire.



*twang*

Unbeknownst to ER, I saw exactly where he hid the 12 string guitar.

*twang*

So I got it out of there while he was sleeping.


*twang*

But he needn't worry, I'd never nail this one to the wall or cut it's strings.

*twang*

No, this guitar is much too nice to do that to.

*twang*

*twang*

:::crackling sounds in the background become a little louder:::

*twang*

Isn't it convenient how Aussie's sleep while the rest of us are awake?

*twang*

And I built a little fire.

*twang*


It makes a lovely blaze, don't you think?

:::a final pained *twang* can be heard as the 12 string guitar is reduced to a pile of ash:::

Much warmer in here now!