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Post 1

the_drumz

hello/hail to the Ace of Lighthouses, Queen of the Purple
I am new to h2g2. I need your help. Someone said you would help. Help me.
In return for you help I am willing to disclose that long sought after Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and everything. You're not going to like it.
I appreciate your prompt consternation and confusion,
the_drumz


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Post 2

Tonto

Hi there drumz.

I guess Light hasn't seen your post as she's been on holiday till recently smiley - smiley
Anyway, till she appears, is there anything I can help you with<?> Or would you like a smiley - tea/smiley - coffee<?>

Tonto


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Post 3

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - runsmiley - run Oh, I do hope we are not too late smiley - puff yep; as the guy said Light doesn't seem to get as much time online here as she might like, and indeed did used to get, anything, anything at all, questions and help and advice, feel free to ask us, and we can consult the person who advised us... smiley - laugh no seriously, we (the whole community), are a fairly freiendly (but not very good speling), bunch of peples, willing to help and help get new people and old alike doing stuff they couldn't before... smiley - erm well, I know this is the first place I ask when I have a question I can't answer smiley - smiley talking of questions, did you mention something of that* question? smiley - winkeyesmiley - smileysmiley - cheerssmiley - ale


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Post 4

Tonto

I have a terrible cold today smiley - wah

How are you 2 legs<?> smiley - biggrin


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Post 5

Lighthousegirl - back on board

smiley - run


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Post 6

Tonto

Turning into a smiley - disco in here smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - discosmiley - divasmiley - laughsmiley - smiley tired, very tired, but not as much as i was yesterday, or first thign this morning smiley - ermsmiley - smiley *leves a smiley - hug and a smiley - cake for Light smiley - smiley fancy an smiley - ale tonto? smiley - biggrin


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Post 8

Tonto

Ooo, rather smiley - cheers

Off to pub quiz tonight smiley - biggrin


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Post 9

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - smiley have fun! smiley - biggrin I'm off to the bathroom for a shower, then to cook my steak then to do some more work, If I get time, and I'm still awake enought and its not too late, I might grab the last beer in teh fridge and drink that smiley - smiley though I've wasted a bit of time this afternoon adn I really ought to get on smiley - runsmiley - runsmiley - runsmiley - cheers


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Post 10

Tonto

Hopefully you will get to that last smiley - ale very soon smiley - smiley

mmmmmmm steak smiley - run


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Post 11

Lighthousegirl - back on board

How come I get smiley - cake but he gets smiley - ale? Am I being turned Ttotal?


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Post 12

Tonto

Who gave you smiley - cake<?> Was it nice smiley - cake<?> You can have and smiley - cake you know smiley - winkeye


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Post 13

Lighthousegirl - back on board

It was im!

It was good smiley - cake but all the better for being accompanied by a smiley - stiffdrink!


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Post 14

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Oh, my mistake: the smiley - cake and smiley - ale and smiley - stiffdrink were not mutually exclusive smiley - biggrinsmiley - smiley


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Post 15

Tonto

smiley - laughbut of course, they should sell smiley - chocsmiley - cake in pubs smiley - smiley


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Post 16

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

You mean they dont* smiley - yikessmiley - erm I really should pay more attention to the world around me smiley - biggrin


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Post 17

Lighthousegirl - back on board

smiley - biggrin

We could start a new business marketing cake in pubs ...


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Post 18

Tonto

2 pints of Labatts, a pint of salt and vinegar hula hoops and a choc cake please smiley - smiley


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Post 19

Lighthousegirl - back on board

Exactly!

Do you think it would work?

We could branch out into other flavours too ...


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Post 20

Tonto

smiley - cheesesmiley - cake!


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