h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dreampt that a beautiful Princess Woke me with a kiss.

I thougt when I was kissed by a pricess, I would be turned back into a frog

Its great to see you back light

Sorry the coffiee got very cold, but the drinks have got warm.

* Drinks down warm drinks * waste not etc..

* poors light a fresh large * and a Malt for myself

hows things?

Well you do look a little green around the edges but dont look anything like a Frog to me!

* takes *

Mmmm thank you that is hitting a spot!

Things? Well now I am home and sharing some good company they are looking a whole lot better

Wrong button

How about you? how are you this 'ning?

Thank you

* puts the in water *

Thank you one makes up for the morning.

This one will last longer than the other

Sorry I'm a little green around the edges this morning, if must have been that last cup of green

Ahh excessive Green Tea! That would explain it

* puts the new s with the other *

Could I offer you a little and maybe a cup of ?

How are you today?

>coffee> and Sounds great thank you.

My day picked up this afternoon. after I got home from the shops.
* Thinks Should I put and or a here ?

* passes and *

Glad to hear you day picked up

What happened at the shops? What happened when you got back?

* sips her own *

- Walks back and forward accorss the same piece of floor malt in hand -

- sips -

sorry light I'm totally out of words

- Looks across room and sees a dictionary wallks accross and picks it and opens it at A -

Did you know A is the sixth note of the diatonic scale?

* ardvark *
* aargh * a bit how i'm feeling at the moment.
* abate * Someting I wish would happen now.
* abillity * thats an idea.

Dictionary - great place to look for words!



* makes sure the glass is full of malt and that the cushions are ready and plumped up when Lightman wants to sit down *

- Stops pacing a moment -

Looks at light still sitting comfortably sipping her
- continues to mumble words and begings to pace again -

* X - 24th letter in the alphabet *
* X marks the spot * looks around room and sees a big X on the cushions next to light

I’m nearly at the end Light a few more words to go.

* xero - dry *
* Z - the third of an unknown quantity*
* Zag - sharp change in direction * Looks at flooring
- Thinks better had change my direction the flooring is nearly all worn away!
* Zymurgy- the study of fermentation and the practice of ...... *

Closes book and down beside light.

Picks up malt. Cheers Light
- Chinlks glasses- to Zymurgy-

If you ever see me pick up the telephone book, please hit me over the head with it.

Now I have all those words I can fill in the last of that job aplication today and email it.

* has already higgen the phone book and the yellow pages *

Phew
That was horable, Seeing you sitting there, and could not think of one sensable thing to say

* Hic *

Parden me

Ready for another ?

Poors one anyhow and a malt for oneself

Thank you

* sips *

Not usualy arround at this time of day it looks like you nead some serious R and R