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Babel o' fish...back to earning a crust! Started conversation Mar 12, 2002
I'm an (elderly) fish who's sick of being in someone's ear all day. If you were to adopt me as a pet it would ease the pain of day to day swimming and give me something to look forward to when I'm not. 
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Witty Ditty Posted Mar 12, 2002
I would love to adopt you 
Just tell me, would you prefer a tank or bowl? Tropical warm or freshwater cold? Daphinia or flakes?
And what would you like your interiors to be like - gravel and customary coral, or pipe thingy to swim through?
A fish writes
Babel o' fish...back to earning a crust! Posted Mar 12, 2002
Just something pretentious please.
Isn't a tank last year's bowl?
Erm, perhaps not.
I do like lots of food though. The usual fish diet of curry and rice will do nicely.
Thank you.
A fish writes
Witty Ditty Posted Mar 12, 2002
Well, I could always provide you with a red phonebox with fibre optic demonstration of Henry Moore's 'Reclining Nude' juxtaposed with a finely oblique characterisation of Tracy Emin's bed and the essence of Damien Hurst's 'Pharmacy' if you so wish, but that'll take a bit of time.
Curry and rice - the new pizza?
No problem
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Babel o' fish...back to earning a crust! Posted Mar 12, 2002
On second thoughts, a tank would be fine.
~en passant~
Basmarti is the new rice
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