h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good evening Arpeggio for LeKZ;
It's nice to see you've returned- I went to seek you out after seeing you in 90% of the Brain (or Brian, depending), but no such luck. You've obviously had a lot of practice at explaining yourself- shouldn't be necessary, but you've done a very good job.
and celebrations.

Good evening Mandragora Scymidden,

O, I better offer you some Drat! *reaches, rummages* here, have some ? Just pick the scaly bits out... I don't usually keep them in the same pocket. Darn. Now the is all over chocolate, and the has a cholesterol problem!

Err. Well yes, the and in the tower did >POOF< me out of existence for a short while. Fortunately for me, they ed me back. I should have hated to be permanently >POOFJeezuz. Arpeggio, have you come unglued? Why are you pulling Auntie's wig like that?

C'mon! Don't stand there like a Kurtis, it'll come off if you twist. She HATES being bald in public! Then she'll leave me alone to talk to this nice young corset-maker.

>*dropping everything including jaw, except eyebrows* Corset-maker? How fascinating. Personally, I wear Armani suits, but the body is getting old and lumpy, and could really *use* a nice, functional, sturdy, heavy-duty, military-grade corset! Do you make anything in sailboat-cloth, with 18/8 stainless steel mesh?

>Here, have a cup of and do tell me all about yourself. My name is Kurtis Armand. I'm sure you've run across my militant lesbian feminist polemicist sister Kassandra York, from the Psych Dept? Well, dear, I'm as queer as she is, but I have MUCH better taste in clothes! ? She's very good a psychology, and so am I, but she's *such* a bore with the POlitics all the time. Psst, don't tell anyone, but nine times out of ten, even if it's signed by Arpeggio, if it's a political rant, it's Kassandra...

>Moi? Gossip? Only about my immediate family. So, the Sewing Oblong, is it? How fabulously enterTAIning, dear.

Time for the daily thunderstorm. Got to log off and power down, DO tell us all about you! *peering over shoulder* It's not as easy to get Auntie's wig off as all that! Arpeggio knows better... silly thing.

Ta-ta!

Kurtis, and I suppose I better say good-night on behalf of Auntie and Arpeggio, since they've decided to turn this into an all-out brawl... for LeKZ

Here, hon, I couldn't possibly eat another bite, would you like this ?

Hi Kurtis! (Not to mention Auntie, pushing in from behind!)

I drifted in on my hot-air-balloon from Mandrake's page, sorry to butt in. Nice to meet you.

Relevant to both of you: LeKZ and Mandragora are both from my space (Mandrake deserved it, after being thoroughly positive about my GML efforts *without prompting*!)

If the is for everyone, could I have a piece?

Fenny (going to be all corsetted up, on Saturday)