h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll be glad to play the A for D to tune her oboe, but since I'm so out of practice, perhaps Paul should be the one to play the piano.

I'll be glad to help.

One little question, though:
are expected to all be playing the same song?

Of course. We want it to be as professional sounding as possible.

Oh!!?? Did I get that memo!??

Are you all in a recording studio?
Hey, when did this get serious?

Yes, it spans at least two continents and an ocean.

We've always been serious. You mean you weren't??!?!

Well, this studio better not get too much attention, we have lives to lead aswell as this so-called -alnote.

*takes life by the reins and leads it around*

Is that the name of your new horse?

Yes, Life is my .

He's a very smart .

And Death's horse is called Binky.

What about the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!??

Yes, there are Four of them.

Binky and three others.

Very good, class!


Now, who can tell me how much 7 minus 2 is?

*Sticks arm in air trying to touch the ceiling from my chair*

Miss, miss, miss!
I know.

*ignores the student who is speaking before being called on*



Does anyone here know?

It's a simple question... If I have
and someone takes away how many will I have left?

Five.

I was going to say that. Hey and you blurted before being called on.

I just do that in school sometimes. I will sit in my seat, and look right and left to see if anyone is going to say anything and then I'll speak. So you just hurry up and answer before that if you want to be heard!!! HA!!!