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Sorry, Greebo
Ming Mang Posted Apr 16, 2001
Aha!
But I'm not you! My mum warned me about 'funny men'. She did, however, neglect to explain to me what 'funny men' meant in her language...
You'll have to start a campaign for one of those smileys!! 
*grin* Nope, I'm going to the next TULOB meet - The Universal League Of Baddies!! 
Sympathetic? Why? You're bugged, and I don't want to be heard, ummm, talking...
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Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) Posted Apr 17, 2001
*returns from considerable deep research to reveal the identity of the unknown fishbones.
These last poor scraps are all that remains of that legendary pelargic (or is it demersal? Can never remember.) superhero, "Alphonso the Flying Haddock"
*produces mansize pack of asbestos tissues for Heliophile's incandescant snottery beak*
*inserts earplugs*
*waits for PAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP of Heliophile blowing nose*
*assumes foetal position and puts brown paper bag over head(it doesn't help, but it does make me feel more comfortable waiting)
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Ming Mang Posted Apr 17, 2001
Awwwwww... poor Alfonso the Flying Haddock... 
*watches BigA in interest and mild surprise*
*begins sauntering off into the distance*
*wonders if doing a rain-dance would make the rain go away...*
¦M¦
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Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) Posted Apr 17, 2001
only if you learn it backwards
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GreeboTCat Posted Apr 18, 2001
~Greebo gets out her brolly... and protects herself from the rain...~
Poor Alfonso... he was so young to die in such a way... ~sniff~... er... does anyone know exactly how he did die???
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Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) Posted Apr 18, 2001
Alphonso (note spelling, the engraver's bill was astronomical) was a normal haddock until he scored some kryptonite from Derek the Dope Dealing Tuna. Further details of the life story of Alphonso can be found in the singing of Peter Buckley Hill.
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Ming Mang Posted Apr 18, 2001
Oh, did you get a headstone done for him?
Humm... *starts wondering how the rain-dance that someone once taught her would go if done backwards...* 
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Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) Posted Apr 19, 2001
!ffo seog niar ehT
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Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) Posted Apr 20, 2001
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GreeboTCat Posted Apr 21, 2001
~Greebo is first in the queue... ~ Me will have a jam doughnut and an ice cold milk plese... ~grin~
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Ming Mang Posted Apr 21, 2001
*looks at Greebo, who seems unusually quiet*
*takes initiative*
OK, can I have lots of raspberry ripple ice cream with extra-sticky extra-sugary extra raspberry. 
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