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how right you were

*continues draping himself on Roymondo and awaits a response* 'hello big boy....' give us ya hand

*starts playing with the basque, wondering if he can become a...














...wait for it...
















...basque seperatist.

2legs & Roymondo trying to be artistic!

. roymondo

*helps Roymondo to totally remove the Basque* *puts Roymonod's hand down.... * <b not much left on now have I?

night night

just as well Jk isn't here big boy

night pheloxi hope you don't have nightmares after this

Night pheloxi *moves Roymondo's hand naughty boy....

hinge and bracket have nothing on you two

That's only because we're better oiled.

I wish i was well oiled

eck wish I was well oiled the strongest thing I've had in a while... could do with a drink may have to visit fridge *draping himself over Roymondo still ... waiting for a ['tip' come on Girls... then I can get down to striping off the rest of me kit well... the last couple of bits anyhow wat am I left wearing now?

hands over a it's good for you..put hairs on your chest

I'm not really - drinking orange, lemon and pineapple squash.

Speaking of squash, what happens if i squeeze this?

*squeezes an undisclosed part of The Madame*

Oooo *whispers into Roymondo's ear 'it costs to touch you know... gie us a tenner young man '

having just seen price list on 2legs rear

*slips tenner into the Legster's frilly knickers*

At least he's cheap.