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Sleeping Snow White
Posted Jan 25, 2007
here's another song. However I'm not a composer so it currently has no actual tune...if someone wants to write one feel free, but the lyrics are mine.
Due to the way the BBC like to grab anything you write for their own I'm not actually posting it here, however you can read it here http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/47378527/
This one isn't as 'dodgy' as rhe last one.
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The Song What I Wrote, to paraphrase Ernie Wise
Posted Jan 21, 2007
Sung to the tune of Brian Ferry's Addicted To Love.
The Browser's on,
A dirty page.
The filth meter,
Is off the gauge.
You mouse click,
Words underlined.
Some nasty pics,
You hope to find.
You like to think that you can quit it but,
Oh no.
Withdrawal would lead to you,
Doing your nut,
You know you're gonna have to face it,
You're addicted to smut.
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Latest reply: Jan 21, 2007
Happy Hogmanay, or "I luv you I do" if your drunk
Posted Jan 1, 2007
Well we've seen in the new year, me with a bottle of the lovely Three Sisters from the Atlas brewery and my mom and dad with scotch. Shona 
also had something to drink, she was allowed to lick some scotch off my mom and dads fingers and she had some of my Three Sisters in a bowl, which she lapped up with great gusto, the alcoholic 
. Well we've not had any first footers, so I shall probably be the first to cross the threashold in the new year and as I have dark hair that's alright.
Anyway Happy Hogmanay to all and here's to you recovering quickly in the morning.
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It's Christmas, a time of emotion and memories, and not good ones.
Posted Dec 23, 2006
Today, the 23rd, is the 10th aniversary of my Nana's death. 10 years ago we got a phone call on the morning of the 23rd, from my Grandpa, to tell us that my Nana had had another heart attack and that this one had been fatal. Needless to say Christmas that year wasn't, for us, the joyous time it is for most people. I spent that morning trying to remember as much about her as I could, especially the good times, and occasionaly crying.
5 years later, on the 18th, my Jack died. He was 18, which is quite a good age for a dog. He was also my best friend, only three years younger than me, with whom I had grown up. He was always there for me. When I was ill he came to the hospital to see me and when I got home he knew I wasn't 100% and was very gentle with me and not as boistous as normal. He was the friendliest dog I have ever known and got confused when other dogs or people weren't friendly to him.
He once made friends with an Alsatian bitch and when a couple of Westies attacked him later that day the Alsatian came to his rescue while he just stood there looking bewildered 
. Luckily his girlfriend, yes he had a girlfriend, a Greyhound, never found out .
He was young and lively almost right up untill his death, he became very ill very quickly, we think is kidneys failed, and he had a number of siesiures. We aranged to take him to the vet at the next oportunity, he enjoyed going to the vet as he liked his vet, as he rapidly detiorated and very soon he stopped being the Jack he'd always been. We were going to have him put down but while we were waiting with him in the waiting room he licked my hand and my dad's hand, shuddered and died.
The vet then called us through and confirmed that he had died. She asked us if we wanted to leave him there and I nearly snapped at her that I wasn't leaving him. We took him home and he was buried in our garden with our old collie, Nicky, who he used to use as a pillow, in fact he was lain in his old place with his head resting on her bum. I cried for almost the entire day, untill I had no tears left, I carried on crying all through Christmas.
When we moved I left him. In all our 18 years together he never once left me and now I've left him, ok he's got Nicky with him, but it still hurts.
Chrismas isn't the happiest time of the year.
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Latest reply: Dec 23, 2006
More Pics upon dA
Posted Nov 13, 2006
I've got three new photos up on deviantArt if anyone wants to go and look at them. they can be found
here http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42985357/
here http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42986641/
and here http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42988068/
They look a little bit washed out, as the internet has a smaller colour range than they do, however you can see them ok.
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