h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Awww honeys!
*s both of you*

I think you too should run away somewhere together...

I am not a honey or a honeys

nor am I

A) cute
b) a cutie
c) sweet
d) a sweety
e) someone who requires his hair ruffling. Its getting long and yeugh anyway
f) anything else along those lines

Morning Charlie

Do you need a reminder for your hair cut?

So Charlie you old Fart how the hell are you

(Name the insult you want me to use, as you don't want to be called any of those cutie pie names people use)

What is it about being called cute or similar? Only certain people could get away with using things like that to me, and even then......

well people could just say charlie and skip out the insult/ random term of endearment

but you is dead sexy

Well I dont mind that so much

But my hairs going long and floppy and annoying *blows at it in irritation* and I need to get it cut again because when it gets long it goes blond and thats bad enough as it is without all the blond jokes that follow

Blonde?!?!

I know but not like bleach blond

just mousey yeugh color blond

Blonde jokes are mean.

*resists blonde jokes*


*trys hardest*


*relives on her best friend whos died blonde!*

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Ooo. Bad one.

An intelligent bloke, and intelligent girl and Santa are in a lift. there's a £10 note lying on the floor. Who picks it up?



























The intelligent girl - the other two don't exist.

I'm making my hair black! Black I tell you! *growls* *s to buy hair coloring stuff*

how do you know a blondes been using your computer?

theres tipex on the screen

Sorry Charlie... I'll avoid that in future...

And there is nothing wrong with blondes! I used to be blonde when I was a kid! Ok, so I also had a hairstyle to rival Einstein, but that's another story...

*fiddles with hair in irritation and wills it not to go anymore blond*

hey charlie, I'm only teasing

I know but I hate it *fiddles in irritation*

*hears the doorbell and considers hiding in a very small dark hole*

damn, will you be on msn in like...... half an hour ish like Please? *flutters his eyelids alot* I'll need to talk to someone nice as I'm about to be told how I've grown etc