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Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 1

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

There's this girl/bird/chick/wench [del as aprop] in my new, branch subject, group at Uni. Anyway, she came over and started talking to me today and we chated for a bit after the lecture while she made her way to the bus stop.... And now I can't get her out of my head...

...and if anyone makes any kind of smart alec reply along the lines of 'Well you shouldn't have forced her into such a small space' or anything I feel may be takin the pish I'll hunt them down and crap in their slippers...and yes I do mean you... yes Jack that's you too, and you Cal... GB don't even think about it


smiley - cheers


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 2

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Go for it smiley - ok

smiley - devil

You know you want to


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 3

Secretly Not Here Any More

Ply the wench with alcohol. Then deny all knowledge of any illigitimate children resulting from the drunken escapade.

Although this may not be perfectly gentlemanly. Or in fact legal.


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 4

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*twiddles his thumbs*



*not thinking anything at all* smiley - bigeyes




*thinks he's going to burst from wanting to say something*


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 5

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

*pokes Cal to see what'll happen*


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 6

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

stop that, I have no slippers, he'll get my trainers instead </>


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 7

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

*stares blankly and blinks a few times to try to understand this*


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 8

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*giggles*


I have you read what he intends to do If I make a comment?


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 9

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

I think it's foreplay


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 10

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Oh, right. That might've helped...


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 11

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

smiley - evilgrin


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 12

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - bigeyes


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 13

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

smiley - evilgrinsmiley - laugh

That's an evil laugh


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 14

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - yikes


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 15

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

smiley - winkeye


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 16

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*giggles and bites on his sleeve to keep quiet*


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 17

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyessmiley - drool yep, ply her with booze smiley - bigeyessmiley - run


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 18

Scandrea

smiley - goodluck


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 19

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

smiley - smiley


Ooooooooooooh, she's nice *drool*

Post 20

simply scruff singing a rainbow

*wonders if she can get away with making a comment seeing as tb still doesn't know where i live*

scruff x


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