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(its her schools half term so shes visiting cousins et al in venazuala or something)

*totally oblivious to his reaction*

Oh sure, there were these midges and mosquitos though- oh!
*starts to explain animatidly*
there was this cloud of mosquitos and we could tell it was coming because the germans in the villa infront of us ran indoors, it was like the swarm only different !

*tries desperately to concentrate on what charlie's saying and wishes deperately he could cross his legs because this is begining to become uncomfortable*

What, umm, you mean without michael caine and with mozzies instead of bees and stuff?

kinda i suppose
and there werent frighten school children or anything, and the swarm wasnt that big....

Then there was this spanish women who tried to sell me this sarong type thing for my wife, and when i gestured at jack she just shrugged tried to sell it to him.... and theres this local artisit who paints really good pictures of the bay who gave me a cactus and im still note sure why but (...)

*gets up and turns so hes facing Tb then sits back down on him*

apparently im an awful distraction, is that true?

umm...err..I, well..I...erm...

Someone remind me not to read this thread again...

alright then cat!

Now, seriously am i a distraction?

Oh we got a chinese new year calender through from Yi and it has all the zodiac signs and Im the tiger and it has all this stuff about my year etc, the noble tiger, bah! it was pretty funny though but i think if i say why cat will never speak to me again

I think i just proved i am a distraction...... oops

ah well

I actually bother to check my posts and what do I immediatly find?

This is not just distraction, this is trouble making!

Pshh, cant take that thing anywhere

I think I'll leave before theres time for retorts, just dont let him sit on you for too long Tb or I may bother to get suspicous

*leaves trying not to laugh*

You're all insane...

I resent that ... ok it's true, but I still resent it. and anyway, in the finest tradition of the school yard, I know you are you said you are but what am I?

You don't do it properly, TB!

It has to be higher, more like and a lot more shaking of the head! Like this:

I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?!

Can't even get a little thing like that right, can you... Tsk tsk

that's exactly what I just did, were you born stupid or did you have to fail some sort of test?

*rolls eyes*

hey, I can be childish and imature with the best of them

No one's debating that...

Eeep! i did nothing wrong!

I dont think i did

i mean, i didnt did i?

I feel so confused and alone!

umm, probably not, it was probably all my fault. Anyway I'm sure jack's around somewhere

hes hiding because me ans the five year old neighbour ganged up on him with water pistols

so he is, infact, sulking (or skulking???)


mhmmm so how are you then?

I seem to be still sitting on you i hope you dont mind Im too lazy to move

I don't mind...

lil doormouse

Evil!

*sniff*

Bully, just like the rest of them...

*sniff*

hey, did you see me sunburn from Ibiza? Its really odd ive got this circle of sunburn (Time for me to be mean, mwahahahahaha)

*unbuttons his shirt*