h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well if the strange sounds coming from the cupboard weren't coming I wouldn't have to be letting my imagination get the better of me, now would I?

hmm oh alright then

*runs out of the cupboard, sound proofs it and runs back in*

Well, that was strange...

*contemplates opening cupboard*

Don't do it you poor innocent child, you'll be corrupted for the rest of your life

*can't hear TB thanks to the sound-proofing*

*edges towards the cupboard*

< *wonders if she should do it when Charlie's online for added interest* >

*wonders if he should find a black hole to vanish into*

Now lets all play nice

*still can't hear cause of the sound proofing*

*touches cupboard handle*

She's being a bit funny at the moment, I'm not sure if it's the time of the month or just that she's a 14yo girl

*still can't hear but if she could would be VERY annoyed*

*quickly sorts himself out, grabs something and steps from the cupboard*

*holds it up*

Engine oil, i was looking for engine oil see?

Nothing else, no not at all, um, ofcourse

If you were looking for engine oil, why are you holding TB's shirt?

(oops)

Umm....... beacause

*flounders in an attempt to think of a valid reason*

i couldnt find any and, um....

And why are your pants on backwards?

its a new trend

*throws the shirt subtly back into the cupboard*

falsie! i wasn't aware you were such a biatch! put those claws away girlfriend (yes that's right *girlfriend*, if you insist on being a b*tch you shall be treated accordingly)

oh and lmao at the entire coversation. *wonders if anyone would be up for turning it into a sketch except that would involve giving away her location and doesn't know if she'd be able to handle the action live *

scruff X

And why were there strange noises coming from the cupboard before, right after TB took you in there to investigate some sunburn?

(Hey scruff! it does get pretty fun around him dont it? Hmmm eheh)

We couldnt find it and um.. it was lost so we had to search all the shelves and um....

*bursts into fits of hysterical laughter*

*looks scared*

*goes closer to the cupboard*

*encounters TB*