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The amazing adventures of artificial fingernail eating man.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Started conversation Mar 9, 2019
Hospital on Friday coming; bloods, thyroid, FBC, ELFT, testosterone, IGF-1 etc, and my 12-weekly testestosterone injection
Went to gym today; resting my injured right shoulder (no idea how/what I've done to it), so did half an hour high intensity interval training, on the elyptical trainer, then did about 45 minutes weights; just arms, and avoiding using the shoulder too much. which ment a lot* of bicep curls, some tricep curls (overhead), and some upright row... - did do some shoulder shrugs, to get the shoulder moving a bit, without stressing it too much (seems to have eased up a bit as a result)
Artificial fingernail eating man.
Were in the pub, last night, Wednesday night I think it was. someone we know well, was at the bar, so we were chatting to him.
Then he started chewing and biting the barmaids finger nail. She's the landlords GF.
He chewed, and bit her fingernail. then bit it off.
He chewed it, nailvarnish/sparkling bits, and all, then swallowed it.
We're unsure if he realised it was a synthetic/faulse nail
Went to the pub last night too, but that was relatively saine, except for a long overly complicated discussion, with a neuropsychiology research scientist, about a load of neurology stuff, way outside my knowledge base - but it did feature some stuff about gene regulation and transcription factor binding sites, etc, so at least I understood a bit of it
Got groped again in the pub last night. on my leg[s], and arms apparently it is noticible now that I've bulked up a lot, muscle-wise - know wonder how I've put 7 KG (about a stone), on, in weight, whilst still looking thinner... a friend accused me in the street a few days back, 'of being too skinny'
had bacon medallions for breakfast today, chicken soup for lunch, and I cooked pan-fried hake, dusted with sweet paprika and black pepper, tonight for dinner; served with chickpeas cooked with onion, garlic, and tomatos (and some rosemary)
making naked sausages tomorrow, garlic and onion, plus spiced, for th eguys at the gym on Monday to try - still investigating getting my own sausage filling machine/thing, and a decent sized hand-mincer
Must make some bread soon, not made any in ages and ages
Not a lot else happened really
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 9, 2019
Your food sounds more inviting than a false fingernail.
Wait. That doesn't sound like much of a compliment, does it?
Oh well, you know what I mean - and anyway: each to their own, right?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 10, 2019
The amazing adventures of artificial fingernail eating man.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 12, 2019
Quite!!! - if he was happy to chew her fingernail... she couldn't... intervine... actually, I think she tried... but the regular just continued munching it
Mind, this is the same pub, where a few weeks back, another barman at the pub, who works there part time, and who has a day-job as a tattoo-artist, was in the pub... working... but it was quiet... so he was drawing, as he often does... and another barmaid, started moaning at him, including the phrase "'nname of barman' stop drawing pictures of vagina's!" to which his response was, " its not a vagina, its a bald man in a canoe"...
They then had an argument about the accuracy of his drawings of vaginas... - the barmaid won, pointing out, that she had more experience of them than he did, and was better placed, as a lesbian who'd slept with the entire rugby team at her university, to say what they do, and don't look like - I assume her uni had an all female rguby team... - mind she's the same barmade who, on looking at my massive thighs/quads- I'd complained my legs had got too big from doing so much weightlifting at the gym; she told me she had big thighs, from eating too much cake
its... useually an entertaining pub to be in
well. I'd not be going to a saine pub, would I?
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Baron Grim Posted Mar 12, 2019
I'm certain Georgia O'Keefe had similar conversations.
http://medium.com/feminist-culture-x-52/was-georgia-paining-vulvas-3c69ba756094
The amazing adventures of artificial fingernail eating man.
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 12, 2019
TBH, I was kinda a bit worried, that a tattoo-artist, couldn't* draw an accurate picture of a vagina... I mean, potentially this might be something he would tattoo perminantly onto someone's body!
Mind, as weird as some of that might be, it is as nothing, to our poor lost soul of a friend, at a different pub, who, when not being a computer technical wiz, spends his spare time, dressing up, as a my little pony character Also by contrast, I did perfectly normal exercise things at the gym today mainly leg exercises - and I'm getting closer and closer to needing yet another new pair of trousers/jeans, as I'm gradually over-filling these now, with my quads/thighs
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The amazing adventures of artificial fingernail eating man.
- 1: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 9, 2019)
- 2: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Mar 9, 2019)
- 3: Baron Grim (Mar 10, 2019)
- 4: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Mar 10, 2019)
- 5: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 12, 2019)
- 6: Baron Grim (Mar 12, 2019)
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