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The amazing adventures of artificial fingernail eating man.

Post 1

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Hospital on Friday coming; bloods, thyroid, FBC, ELFT, testosterone, IGF-1 etc, and my 12-weekly testestosterone injection smiley - bigeyes

Went to gym today; resting my injured right shoulder (no idea how/what I've done to it), so did half an hour high intensity interval training, on the elyptical trainer, then did about 45 minutes weights; just arms, and avoiding using the shoulder too much. which ment a lot* of bicep curls, some tricep curls (overhead), and some upright row... - did do some shoulder shrugs, to get the shoulder moving a bit, without stressing it too much (seems to have eased up a bit as a result) smiley - zen

Artificial fingernail eating man.

Were in the pub, last night, Wednesday night I think it was. someone we know well, was at the bar, so we were chatting to him.
Then he started chewing and biting the barmaids finger nail. She's the landlords GF.
He chewed, and bit her fingernail. then bit it off.
He chewed it, nailvarnish/sparkling bits, and all, then swallowed it.
We're unsure if he realised it was a synthetic/faulse nail smiley - laughsmiley - ermsmiley - shrug
Went to the pub last night too, but that was relatively saine, except for a long overly complicated discussion, with a neuropsychiology research scientist, about a load of neurology stuff, way outside my knowledge base smiley - erm - but it did feature some stuff about gene regulation and transcription factor binding sites, etc, so at least I understood a bit of it smiley - ermsmiley - geek
Got groped again in the pub last night. on my leg[s], and arms smiley - blush apparently it is noticible now that I've bulked up a lot, muscle-wise smiley - blush - know wonder how I've put 7 KG (about a stone), on, in weight, whilst still looking thinner... a friend accused me in the street a few days back, 'of being too skinny' smiley - laughsmiley - bigeyes

had bacon medallions for breakfast today, chicken soup for lunch, and I cooked pan-fried hake, dusted with sweet paprika and black pepper, tonight for dinner; served with chickpeas cooked with onion, garlic, and tomatos (and some rosemary) smiley - droolsmiley - fish

making naked sausages tomorrow, garlic and onion, plus spiced, for th eguys at the gym on Monday to try smiley - zensmiley - hotdog - still investigating getting my own sausage filling machine/thing, and a decent sized hand-mincer smiley - coolsmiley - chef

Must make some bread soon, not made any in ages and ages smiley - ermsmiley - yawn

Not a lot else happened really smiley - yawn


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Post 2

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Your food sounds more inviting than a false fingernail.

Wait. That doesn't sound like much of a compliment, does it? smiley - erm

Oh well, you know what I mean - and anyway: each to their own, right?

smiley - pirate


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Post 3

Baron Grim

Did the barmaid just let the guy munch away on her fingernail!? smiley - weird


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Post 4

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Yeah, well, that's Brits for you smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


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Post 5

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Quite!!! - if he was happy to chew her fingernail... she couldn't... intervine... actually, I think she tried... but the regular just continued munching it smiley - laugh

Mind, this is the same pub, where a few weeks back, another barman at the pub, who works there part time, and who has a day-job as a tattoo-artist, was in the pub... working... but it was quiet... so he was drawing, as he often does... and another barmaid, started moaning at him, including the phrase "'nname of barman' stop drawing pictures of vagina's!" smiley - laugh to which his response was, " its not a vagina, its a bald man in a canoe"...

They then had an argument about the accuracy of his drawings of vaginas... - the barmaid won, pointing out, that she had more experience of them than he did, and was better placed, as a lesbian who'd slept with the entire rugby team at her university, to say what they do, and don't look like smiley - laugh - I assume her uni had an all female rguby team... - mind she's the same barmade who, on looking at my massive thighs/quads- I'd complained my legs had got too big from doing so much weightlifting at the gym; she told me she had big thighs, from eating too much cake smiley - laughsmiley - erm
its... useually an entertaining pub to be in smiley - snorksmiley - laugh
well. I'd not be going to a saine pub, would I? smiley - ermsmiley - run


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Post 6

Baron Grim

I'm certain Georgia O'Keefe had similar conversations. smiley - rofl

http://medium.com/feminist-culture-x-52/was-georgia-paining-vulvas-3c69ba756094


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Post 7

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyes TBH, I was kinda a bit worried, that a tattoo-artist, couldn't* draw an accurate picture of a vagina... I mean, potentially this might be something he would tattoo perminantly onto someone's body! smiley - laughsmiley - snork

Mind, as weird as some of that might be, it is as nothing, to our poor lost soul of a friend, at a different pub, who, when not being a computer technical wiz, spends his spare time, dressing up, as a my little pony character smiley - huhsmiley - ponysmiley - weirdsmiley - snork Also by contrast, I did perfectly normal exercise things at the gym today smiley - puff mainly leg exercises smiley - erm - and I'm getting closer and closer to needing yet another new pair of trousers/jeans, as I'm gradually over-filling these now, with my quads/thighs smiley - wahsmiley - doh


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