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As I had to tell my butcher....
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Started conversation Feb 13, 2013
As I had to tell my butcher, today, his bacon is better than the pre-packed stuff, as it always leaves one feeling very 'dry'....
"dry?" He asked quizzingly....
"ye", I continued, "I don't know what it is, but I always feel really horse after eating supermarket pre-packed meats..." 
Oh.
I'm back home 
and as someone almost but not quite nearly once sang, 'I'm sore all over' 
Someone caught me's unawares on the phone just after I got back... and for some reason as yet unknown to the inhabitants of this area, I said that I'd go out tonight ... Its bleeding freezing out there 
Just showered 
And must go find soemthing to eat....
I'm thinking.... either some of the bacon I bought today, or soem of the sausages, fried/cooked, then part-boil some pierogi, and fry some mushrooms with the meat, then fry the pierogi.... cover in a cardiologists nightmare's worth of cheddar, and throw under the grilll to melt... 
The butcher didn't like my joke much... So I had* to remind him, before I left, that 'he shouldn't get on his high-horse'... 
that one did at least get a laugh...
As I had to tell my butcher....
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 13, 2013
Smoking stallions! Is that high horse bacon I see before me?
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