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I miss Roymondo on h2g2.... its not nearly camp enough without him here... and I just can't camp it up like Roymondo can...

Oh, I don't know. You are doing a grand job so far

*minces from the studeo into the kitchen....**(

*attempts to make a cup of coffee... in as camp a manner as possible* nope... nnowhere near camp enough

Put it in a pink mug and use glitter instead of sugar!

You need to wiggle and jiggle a bit more

I want to be drunk enough to try a 'Roymondo flounce' not right now, cos that would be irresponsible and all in front of the children and especially so while I am responsible for them

but at an appropriate time, I think there should be some sort of community event with an awards thingy and

for the 'best drunken flounce', extra points awarded for costumes/ creativity/pulling it off in heels

with special guests/judges

and a for the morning after

a 'bonding' community activity in fact, almost compulsary I'd say

... and the compulsory ___________________ slide *hic*

A community 'flounce' competition woudl be great! we can hold it after the next bikini contest...
*jiggles about a bit more*.....

you know...

That is exactly what my life is missing.

Glitter... I need more glitter in my life! and sequins! I don't have any clothing with sequins on! that has to be a huge oversight on my behalf... and glittery earings... and sparkly shoes! sod it... I'm bored... I'm going to become a drag queen.

Lady 2legs!

I'm not sure how William would feel about me becoming a total drag-queen/cross-dresser hmmm... I'd have to change my wardrobe... quite some

2legsie, I think it's time for you to turn in your Floostrel title. You can still keep the wastrel part of it and with all the William swooning you're doing I suggest you accept a new title of Swoostrel.

you could do it part time