h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My friend has to go to a meeting this afternoon so won't be able to come round again tonight bugger bugger bugger Well on the positive note it gives me more time to do work this afternoon oh I think thats negetive too

Well... You could either w**k or w**k.

Well I've decided against w*****g But I do* plan and will* get up early tomorrow (unlike today) and do a lot of w*****g in the morning, and in the afternoon too For this afternoon, though I've given up on the idea of W*****g, but w*****g now I hadn't thought about that well, its something to do I guess, and might give me something else to add to the 'my penis and I; what do women think' thread bugger, how can I get these handcuffs off myself? actually... should probably do a bit of housework whilst I've the chance

(Always leave the key where it can't fall behind the bedstead.)

I've only got one key for them I think.... lost the other one well... zero work done today and now its dinner time.... like a whole day nearly gone by...

Someone say spanking!

yeh; you did!

Yippee!

hey does this come under banarling? I think not. not a shopping list in sight.No mention of whats in the cupboard how far it is to the farm shop or what housework anybody is doing.*looks in banarling for beginners*

Thought so! no mention of bondage in there what so ever...

oops wrong thread

Oh dear My Lady....I think you need a guide for the guide...2legs will offer if you ask him very nicely

Vv how u doing? no i don't need a guide just a new brain!!

U ok btw?

2 legs might lead me astray

I'm fine now hunny


Seems the tracks are laid firmly in front of me and I don't fancy de-railing!!!


2legs...I'm sure he wouldn't do such a thing!!!