h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was wondering if I could add you to my friends

Mainly because it seems that you are insane enough for me to be able to convince you that this can only be a good thing

Which of course it is completely, the best thing ever

Certainly you may, and I shall do likewise, and add yourself to mine....

But... you should consider yourself pre-warned...... of my particular brand of insanity, or 'outsanity' as I often like to term it.... and, the nature of my often quite f frequent journal entrys

Great you've fallen for my evil plan



I mean would you like some

Me, fallen for your evil plan, or, of course, an even more cunning pland, constructed by consultation with my dwarves, imaginary transexual chinchillas called greg, my badgers, and f of course the bondage pony, to make it seem like your cunning plan, of evil, is the plan, when, in fact, a counter-evil plan, of extreme cunningness, has in fact been evoked, cunningly, in the reverse direction; transecting the origional evil cunning plan, and cross-sectionally both nulling and utalising the origional evil cunning plan, to create a secondary, but then yet primary, cunning plan, of such evil as to bipass and anull the origional, and put in place; via a set of levers and dangerous looking buttons, a plan, of such extreme evil, cunningness, and perhaps, most importantly, of such creativity and complexity, to, itself, be above and beyond the point at which all previous ever cunning evil plans, were evoked, or, even, perhaps, designed.

Or.... to put it another way.... did I ever tell you the one about the bucket of eels?

*wonders where the bucket of eels went*

Your never more than 10 meters from a bucket of eels... its a scientific fact, that I just made up

Did you break h2g2 2legs?

You pressed the big red button didn't you?

NO! It wasn't me! I helped fix it, by suggesting they use the hammer to hit the server! seriously

I believe you,

The fact that the powers that be have admitted it wasn't anything do to with you might have helped in my steadfast belief in you now

They did?! I didn't spot that

Yes in the h2g2 server down thread