The Introduction
I suppose this is the section where you want to hear all of the juicy information about me, eh? All of fascinating details about my life. I could divulge secrets about my exciting life of espionage, but then I would have to kill you. There are a whole lot of you, anyway, and that seems like an awful lot of work.
Perhaps I'll just stick to the mundane.
I'm from the good ole US of A. I'm insanely patriotic, even though our nation seems to be acting increasing boneheaded as of late. I live in a nice little upper middle class house in a nice little upper middle class neighborhood in a nice little upper middle class part of town. I have a dog, a lawn mower, and a big screen TV that great for playing video games and watching football on.
When I say football, I mean American football, real football, the kind played with an oddly shaped pigskin ball. It's a game that takes grit, determination, speed, strength, coordination, and an amazingly large body. It's played in long pants and helmets, not disturbingly short shorts. It's a great game.
I cheer for the Arkansas Razorbacks for the obvious reason that I'm from Arkansas. That's really the only reason to cheer for the Razorbacks, unless you enjoy supporting underachieving teams whose performance level ranges from mediocre to mild greatness. We do have a good track team, probably the best in the country, but no one cares about track, which is a shame.
But I digress.
Arkansas is a great state, highly underrated. We get a bad rap for being yokels, which is true to an extent, but we're CHARMING yokels. It's a rather pretty state with lots of trees and wildlife. We have mountains, plains, deltaland, swamps, forests. We're a little bit country, a little bit southern, a little bit wild west. It really is an all around great place to live.
I think I've told you enough.
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