h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The title of your thread on young friendly girls has drawn me in twice... First time I resisted the urge to speak directly to agcBen about her cruel methods ..but that would have ended up badly as emotions run high when I chastise teases.
Today, I see you've attracted a whole new crop of followers full of good (and bad) advice, but again I resist the temptation to post because I smell a troll.
But the beauty of some of your phrasing, the level headed control you hold over the thread has impressed me and I have to say so.
Good hunting.
And if you end up with a surplus of young stuff remember them to me, a sad burnt out old hippy.. (oh have you visited the BOF INN yet?)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A464140
There are several long threads off that page, some more successful than others, and there is potential for new ones, if one really is an old fart and writes as well as you.
peace
~jwf~

Old fart, whatever!
I'm 20 years old, dashing, with long blond hair!

Thank you for your praise, if there's one thing I've learned in my years, it's how to hold the imagination: anything involving nice, young girls usually does the trick.
The next time you are so drawn, please do jump in and post; it would add fuel to the fire, and I won't be satisfied until we have a raging bonfire, a forest crown fire so furious in its destruction that it leaves ecologists in tears.

I'm already wet of cheek.

Aha, so you aren't the old fart you claim to be. Just another randy young pup! But why pretend to be an elder man of the world...
And don't worry your secret is safe with me.

There is one particularly maternal respondee to your thread, of middle age, I'm certain from other convos, who will feel a flicker of flame from me if she begins coddling you to her breasts.

peace
~jwf~

Er! You seem to have misunderstood my jest!
I meant "I wish I were a dashing young man, and therefore I have no need of your boffin'"
If I really were the ladykiller I described, I wouldn't be having my present difficulties in the park.
Another thing, there's no such thing as a surplus. Remember what we're talking about here!

Methinks I jest aboot misunderstood most of that one too!

The worst bit was when you asked me to 'remember' something and I had no idea what you were talking about. Nothing that proceeded it could possibly be the antecedent...

In your more public thread you actually have complete sentences that people can follow. I'll see you there!

peace
~jwf~

err.
You said if I had a surplus of young stuff, I should pass it on to you. To which my reply was, there's no such thing as a surplus. At least I think that's how it went. Maybe I'm getting senile, too.

Senility is just a refined discrimination of sorting past the useless and meaningless crap and staying focussed on what matters. What matters to older folks is held in contempt by younger folks. But believe it or not my generation, the Baby Boomers, outnumber them.

So, are you having fun yet?

Gosh, a thread full of old farts
An old man I used to work with, many moons ago, used to always say "You're only as old as the woman you feel".
Was that your idea C?

BTW there are people in the refugee camp that would appreciate your brand of firesetting.
If you ever feel the need to wander why not try groups dot yahoo dot com slash group slash n2g2

Hey jwf, shouldn't that be "a fool over the hill"?

Soupy Sales joke:
"Im 60 years old, but I have the body of an eighteen year old... waiting for me back at the hotel."
Yes, That would be nice.

jwf,
Looks like we have our crown fire.

Soupy Sales joke:
"Im 60 years old, but I have the body of an eighteen year old... waiting for me back at the hotel."
Yes, That would be nice.

jwf,
Looks like we have our crown fire.

Yip ..wherever there's smoke just pucker up and keep blowing on it.

Peta has called-me-out by name over-there so if I don't respond I'll be guilty of 'ignorance' in the sense of the subethanet verb 'to ignore'. It won't look good on my rap sheet.
Therefore, Quandry: How not to get sucked into defending my outrageous position as Grampa Simpson, geriatric rebel?
I want to avoid my age-disrimination-and-ill-mannered-youth questions becoming a bigger issue than your outrageous position of love being blind to age. My battle will have to be fought elsewhere.
So I'm just going to fall silent, because I see your thread as a chance for lovers of all ages to achieve a small victory in the face of ignorance, prejudice and the dreaded political correctness that passes for thoughful concern but is just new-age gossip.

peace, and keep your pecker up (god I hope you're british and get that expression as intended)
~jwf~

Oh BTW Corinth, have you met Autumn Hughes (above) who took the shot about my being ' ..a fool over the hill'.
FYI I am not 'ignoring' her comment. She knows me well enough to know I'm laughing or she would never have said such a mean and hurtful thing to such a pathetic old fool as myself.

" ..and nobody wants to know him,
they can see that he's just a fool"

Hmmm that's all can remember ..at the moment.

~jwf~

I am increasingly of the opinion that this website is run like a fascist police state. With informants and enforcers and all the whole circus.
Are you saying you that your're in trouble for not yikesing the thread sooner? Or is it about your hidden post? Can we be kicked off, banned, and exiled. This is exciting! I haven't been exiled in a long time!
I am a polyglot, poly-everything, and everything-glot, so I understand "pecker" on many different levels, and I will follow your advice.
Please don't fall silent. I've appreciated your comments and support. I do hope you'll keep in touch.

If by fascist state you mean an arm of the British government's broadcasting services taken over decades ago by intellectual anarchists and harmless poofters, yes.

No I never ever Yikes. I value the noises made by every critter that crawls or swims the sea of liff. Some people feel we ought to shoot noisy crows, while I listen to all birds no matter their feathers. (The Yikes button is called Linda Yikes BTW)

Me, I'm never in trouble. I'm one of the good guys in the traditional lone wolf outsider freeriding freelancing knights errant stereotype.
I meant to fall silent only in that thread so you could carry on your good work of exposing petty gossip mongers flying the flag of Political Correctness.
But my sense of netiquette is that if someone calls me by name and asks a question I am bound to answer. Peta knows I couldn't possibly defend what I'd said in my Grampa Simspon mode. I never planned to go further with it at this point and I certainly didn't expect her to challenge me on it either. I figured she'd be arguing with you the fine points of 'moderation'.
It's all really too funny - the full moon and all that!
~jwf~

Egad I just realised you said 'hidden post' meaning me, as in "my" hidden post! I had post a hidden? Which one? I never got a notice. No e-mail notifying me ..what did I say?
*goes off to see if he can remember which was ..no he doesn't he goes to bed*
jwf

Somebody besides me had a post hidden. I figured it was you.

Nope. I'm good. But I see where you mean - between my long agism rant your reply and my next rant. Probably just someone swearing at me for my old fart tirade.
peace
jwf

yeah, probably.

Wasn't that the one in which agcB said she'd like a 19 year old boy and perhaps you and she could go out hunting together and split the proceeds?