h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I never got to read it, but it wouldn't surprise me.

If what Corinth said in the main thread, about the Indian beauty in the moodlight, is true, then perhaps, Autumn, our work is done here.
Love conkers Saul!
(That's a Soupy Sales joke too btw)
peace
~jwf~ (taking empathy to the fifth dimension)

We'll still have to see about her taste in armagnac, but I'm hopeful.

I'm really really happy for you Corinth.
(Doesn't the juxtaposition of mahogany skin and ivory skin look wonderful?)
But surely if she's a Moslem she doesn't drink ?

(BTW if she's a Moslem isn't she Pakistani rather than Indian?) - Sorry, one has a reputation for pedantry to uphold (but I guess it's better than having a reputation for pederasty )

So who's Soupy Sales then guys? Is this a reference to something before my time?

FYI: My rat cheesed memory of Soupy Sales includes mostly B&W TV images of a natty jewish car saleman type with a loud tie and jacket doing stand up comedy on live television way back in the late fifties early sixties. He may have gone on to do his own 'kids show' because I have him cross referenced in my brain files as 'juvenile', 'corny' and 'schtick' - kinda like the Krusty the Clown of his day.

Perhaps Corinth's memories are kinder or more precise.

(Somehow my imagination is placing Corinth and his Asian beauty on a boardwalk in New Orleans or San Antonio Texas. I realise this is probably totally irrelevant because I'm just happy they found each other, but I just wanted to make that personal note in case I ever get a chance to further research how these mystical things work.)

peace
jwf (0ften now floating in the real ether, the blur between so-called RL and cyberspace now effecting all seven senses in all six dimensions.)

Ah so! You've been inhaling volatile compounds too

Hmm. Tanks John-boy - The soupy guy's definitely before my time.

Well, on that note, I'm off to do some more stripping. (It's that ol' effect again)

To clarify, she was born in Arabia to Indian parents who subsequently moved to Pakistan. No she doesn't drink. And Soupy sales is krusty the klown.

Ah! Moslems who were chucked out of India during partition. As clarified as ghee. Thank you.

Autumn(I'll die if I don't know everything about everything)Hughes xxx

(Did they really make glue from crazy people?)

Yep. boiled them up and made buttons and glue.

- Corinth, who would never pull anybody's leg.

Legs ..maybe not (judgement suspended) but you seem to be pulling the birds alright mate.
peace
~jwf~ wondering if a little support from h2g2 friends has created a new man or if Corinth has always scored big and is just bragging to a sympathetic crowd...

I swear, yesterday was the first time I'd ever done anything of the like. I don't know what came over me. She was just so beautiful that I overcame my timidity. Imagine that.

So if this is a first time action, tell us again then how the Indian girl from two days ago picked you up and took you BBQing?

peace
~jwf~ starting to wonder if the miracle of h2g2 cartharsis would work for me too, considers starting a new thread called where can I meet some rich horny widows

Excuse me, the 4th of July girl is another one entirely. She just thought I was a cute old man and invited me to her parents' house for the bbq. She had a boyfriend, which made the situation disappointing.
The Indian girl I met on the internet.
Yesterday's love was another altogether, and the first time I've been able to just approach a young lass out of the blue.

That's because the previous happenings had restored your confidence. People with confidence attract others. Confidence makes you stand straighter, smoothes out the worry-lines, restores the twinkle in your eye and the spring in your step. You knew you could do it, so you did.

Autumn "I have to go and apologise to some more innocent bystanders" Hughes

Me old mum, god bless her twisted soul, used to say "Them as has, gets." She was talking about money from a Depression Era concept, but it also works for other things, like friends, relationships, sexually transmitted diseases... oops. (Just kidding.)
It's true, confidence and happiness lead to happiness and confidence. It's getting the ball rolling that is hard to do. But now, buddy, you're on a roll!

jwf

Very well then, I'm off to do some rollin'!

Rock on!

(Hey it needed saying.)

peace
~jwf~

I think it was meant to be more along the lines of R***(s) off! jwf

(If that expression doesn't make sense in American/Canadian I'll explain in t'other place)