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Don't you want your 2 s xxlarge fries, coke (no Ice), and large Frosty?

One more teensy word of advice?

Don't call her "old girl" ... again, just trust me on this ...

I'm not a very good Abomeo am I

You are to me ...

Just make a note the next time she's half-naked ...

Bless your big NY heart B, I generally *do* notice half naked missus, but was preocupied wiv my plumbing! better not tell her that eithernow i'm in breach of contract so knish darlin'
I'll miss you when I sign off
ab

Good night!

And the big question is:

Did you sleep on the couch last night?

F[removed]hi baby! no, no couch however I did rashly promise to by an expensive water bed::looks at scratched looking cc and sighs:: Lorr,s babe is called Jossieso sweet it's little face's
Abomeo

Well, at least you'll enjoy a water bed, too! Somehow I knew it would take an expensive gift to make up for that one!

Babies are so wonderful! My mom says that God makes babies irresistable so you fall in love with them, so that when they turn two, you won't throw them away!

Thanks

Your Mum speak true, I love babiesthe missus has been sulkin' about that bloody water bed for ages not really, if I make out that she's being all irresponsable makin' me spend £850 on a bed, it means I get to be boss for a bitwe both know the truth!
ab

Uh huh ... my Mother also told me how you can convince a man to think that ideas are his, and how he's in charge ... I won't go into that, though!

I got lots of women friends(I get on better with women) and 2 daughters, belive you me I *know* just how deep if not downright Machiavellian thay can be, what makes me is just how many men don't get it, who think there the boss! I can almost see the strings there on
ab

Thanks for that candid display! I'll alert the other women that you're on to us! It's time to change strategy!

nono don't i'm a double agent! you'll blow my cover
hehe ab

They didn't inform me about double agents ... I'll have to investigate this, and get back to you ...

Looking at the clock in the wall, it's just about your bedtime, kiddo ... just a gentle reminder ...

Oh Monday, your right! thanx mate, i'm sure she set the bloody alarm clock! better go, goodnite babe see ya tamarra(when the sun comes out)
Abomeo

Good night ... I have a busy weekend school-wise, so I don't know if I'll see you, but I'm sure to see you on Sodit!

Have a good weekend!

Shealiet

Evening ab, where is everyone tonight?

Pf!was just saying the same thing, thought you'd be out on the apple jack tonite

PF rides cereal?